By now you all know that I'll drink pretty much anything in the name of alcohol research. Joose, Jungle Joose, Steel Reserve and my personal I-was-too-drunk-to-give-a-crap-favorite, The Poor Man's Black And Tan. I've sampled all of the aforementioned beverages because of my passion for finding and drinking beer and malt liquor with high-as-giraffe-balls alcohol content. Up … [Read more...] about Is Joose Targeting Girls With Max Vibe?
Raspberry Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
One of the reasons there's been a lack of posts for the past few months - other than the site redesign - is because I've been doing research. A lot of it. One thing that's kept me busier, and drunker for that matter, than a New Orleans judge during Mardi Gras is the new line of Firefly Vodka flavors that were recently introduced. I'm pretty sure that this is a first for the … [Read more...] about Raspberry Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Platinum 7x Vodka: Don’t Be A Grey Goose Guido
Let's start this review by dispelling a few myths about vodka. First of all, any of you who are vodka drinkers or have been reading The Drunk Pirate on a regular basis know that good vodka doesn't have to be expensive and just because vodka is expensive doesn't necessarily mean it's good. Take Grey Goose for example: On more than one occasion I've witnessed so-called … [Read more...] about Platinum 7x Vodka: Don’t Be A Grey Goose Guido
Drinking Gear: The Disposable Flask
Before 9/11 you walk right into a movie theater wearing bulky cargo pants and an army jacket packed to the zippers with booze. Back in the late 90's my buddies and I could literally smuggle a 12 pack of Natty Light or a whole bottle of Jack Daniels each into any movie or sporting event in Gainesville. But as they often do, times have changed. Rent-a-cops are taught from day … [Read more...] about Drinking Gear: The Disposable Flask
Burger King Fire-Grilled Ribs
I honestly don't know where to start with Burger King's new Fire-Grilled Ribs. Yes, I know this is a drinking blog, but these ribs are just the kind of thing that would prey on drunkards at two in the morning. I have to watch out for you guys. My run-in with these bastard children of the BBQ world began the other night when my wife sent me on a pregnant craving run to Burger … [Read more...] about Burger King Fire-Grilled Ribs