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Eagle Rare Bourbon Review: A Chicago Story

I first tasted Eagle Rare bourbon while living in Chicago. So my experience with and perception of Eagle Rare bourbon is part merit-based, part nostalgia. To fully understand, you’ll need some background. The Move to Chicago (Pre-Eagle Rare Bourbon Period) The cover story was I moved to Chicago from Florida to take…

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Disaronno: On the Rocks or Lame As Crocs?

You’ve seen the television commercial: sexy girl in an oh-so-sexy dress, casually strolls up to the casually hip bar to an eagerly awaiting, perfectly messy-haired…

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Why Bulldog Gin Is Worth the Price

When I think of Gin, the image that comes to mind is a bunch of old British guys with bad teeth driving around in Austin…

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Malibu: The Original Spring Break Special

A few weekends ago, Rachel and I made a trip to Crescent Beach to try and add some color to our tourist like complexions. On…

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Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

I’m from the South. I say y’all and fixin’ on a regular basis and I have a Southern drawl that gets commented on when I…

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Amarula Cream: It’s Sexy Time

Amarula Cream holds a special place in my liquor cabinet, and not just because of its glorious taste and sexy brown, South African bottle. Amarula’s…

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New Amsterdam Gin

So on my last trip to my neighborhood liquor store, I was undecided as to what I was going to drink whilst watching Tim Tebow…

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Santa Teresa 1796 Rum

When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with…

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Firefly Vodka Spiked Arnold Palmer

Since our review of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, we’ve gotten tons of emails asking what the hell does one mix with sweet tea flavored vodka.…

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Pyrat Rum XO Reserve Review

Had wine not been the drink of choice 2,000 or so years ago, Jesus would have probably turned every drop of water on earth into…

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Burnett’s London Dry Gin Sucks

Sir Robert Burnett is an asshole. On the front of this green, 750ml bottle of devil’s piss it reads, “This celebrated Gin is distilled according…

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Saint Brendan’s Irish Cream Liqueur

So here I am, somewhere around the 2 a.m. hour, watching YouTube videos of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, listening to Warren Zevon and…

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Firefly Vodka Daily Palmer

Punxsutawney Phil is full of crap. That’s right, I said it. Groundhogs have no business predicting the weather. This little self-righteous butt hole comes out…

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