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A Brief History of Mezcal
In the grand, cosmic joke that is human history, few things have sparked as much hilarity and headache as mezcal. You see, mezcal isn’t just a drink; it’s a journey—a whimsical stroll through time with a buzz. Our story begins, as all good stories do, in the heart of Mexico, long before…
Drunk Pirate Reviews
Disaronno: On the Rocks or Lame As Crocs?
You’ve seen the television commercial: sexy girl in an oh-so-sexy dress, casually strolls up to the casually hip bar to an eagerly awaiting, perfectly messy-haired…
Why Bulldog Gin Is Worth the Price
When I think of Gin, the image that comes to mind is a bunch of old British guys with bad teeth driving around in Austin…
Malibu: The Original Spring Break Special
A few weekends ago, Rachel and I made a trip to Crescent Beach to try and add some color to our tourist like complexions. On…
Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
I’m from the South. I say y’all and fixin’ on a regular basis and I have a Southern drawl that gets commented on when I…
Amarula Cream: It’s Sexy Time
Amarula Cream holds a special place in my liquor cabinet, and not just because of its glorious taste and sexy brown, South African bottle. Amarula’s…
New Amsterdam Gin
So on my last trip to my neighborhood liquor store, I was undecided as to what I was going to drink whilst watching Tim Tebow…
Santa Teresa 1796 Rum
When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with…
Firefly Vodka Spiked Arnold Palmer
Since our review of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, we’ve gotten tons of emails asking what the hell does one mix with sweet tea flavored vodka.…
Pyrat Rum XO Reserve Review
Had wine not been the drink of choice 2,000 or so years ago, Jesus would have probably turned every drop of water on earth into…
Burnett’s London Dry Gin Sucks
Sir Robert Burnett is an asshole. On the front of this green, 750ml bottle of devil’s piss it reads, “This celebrated Gin is distilled according…
Saint Brendan’s Irish Cream Liqueur
So here I am, somewhere around the 2 a.m. hour, watching YouTube videos of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, listening to Warren Zevon and…
Firefly Vodka Daily Palmer
Punxsutawney Phil is full of crap. That’s right, I said it. Groundhogs have no business predicting the weather. This little self-righteous butt hole comes out…
