The Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine Backstory There are two types of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower and think straight moonshine tastes like sh*t, and dirty f**king liars. I can honestly say, without hesitation, I've had enough moonshine in my life to consider myself a bit of an authority. But saying I've drunk as much white lightning as I have because I like … [Read more...] about How To Make Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine
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How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane
Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...] about How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane
How To Make Green Beer
Happy St. Patty's Day! I love this holiday because it's one of the few days it's okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which is basically the same thing. Another St. Patty's day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately, you can't buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In light of this fact I pulled out my McGuyver manual and found out how to make … [Read more...] about How To Make Green Beer
Tips For Drinking On A Diet
Editors Note: This is another submission by Meghan Chiampa. Are you a Junior who's still trying to shed that Freshman 15? Here are five drinks and a few tips that will help you keep you from tipping the scales while you get your drink on. Before we get down to brass tax, here are some general tips: The juice in bars is usually from concentrate, so try to find alternative … [Read more...] about Tips For Drinking On A Diet
Top 15 Ways To Save Money When Going Out
How to Save Money When Going Out You're broke. I get it. That doesn't mean you should be sitting at home on your ass. It just means you need to get smarter when it comes to spending those limited funds. With nearly a lifetime of experience in being broke, I've learned a thing or two about stretching a dollar. Here I'll try to translate that into more drunken nights on less … [Read more...] about Top 15 Ways To Save Money When Going Out
