So I did a lot of writing, editing and made several grandiose claims thanks largely in part to Four Loko Orange Blend. If tonight were a Sesame Street episode it would be brought to you by the letter drunk. I've tasted the watermelon-flavored Four Loko and it tasted almost completely, but not entirely unlike pink battery acid. The Four Loko orange blend, however, tastes a … [Read more...] about Four Loko Orange Blend
Poor Man’s Black And Tan II
Some of the greatest food and beverage discoveries were born out of either necessity or just good old fashioned curiosity. I mean seriously, who was the first guy to eat an oyster? Was it out of necessity to avoid starvation that he decided to eat the giant snot-like creature he found living in a rock he found growing in the mud of a coastal saltwater marsh, or was it a … [Read more...] about Poor Man’s Black And Tan II
Mint Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Now I’ve never really been a fan of mint in general because with most mint-flavored affairs the only thing you taste is the mint. I don’t even like those little mints they leave on your pillows at hotels. My utter disdain for mint made me extremely skeptical of Firefly Vodka’s mint-flavored sweet tea vodka.I fully expected the mint to completely overpower the sweet tea flavor … [Read more...] about Mint Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistible
Like a moth to the flame burned by the fire, I was drawn to the pink and red camouflaged can of Four Loko. That or I had just finished listening to Janet Jackson. Either way, I wanted to get my drink on and 12% alcohol by volume with caffeine in a 24 oz can looked awesome hiding behind a glass door at the Kangaroo gas station. (They're website rocks btw.) I had heard of Four … [Read more...] about Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistible
Eagle Rare Single Barrel Bourbon: I Wish All 10-Year-Olds Were This Awesome
As a rule, I don't normally drink bourbon until the official start of football season. Why? Well, bourbon is what I consider to be a "cold weather" spirit. You can't really get into the mood for a really earthy and smooth drink like bourbon when the average low temperature is 78 degrees. Bourbon is for keeping you warm. It's not for cooling you off by the pool like a nice … [Read more...] about Eagle Rare Single Barrel Bourbon: I Wish All 10-Year-Olds Were This Awesome