Last night my wife sent me on one of her crazy pregnant woman missions for one of Burger King's new Icees. I reluctantly put on my flip-flops, got in the car, and drove to BK only to discover their Icee machine was broken and that The King has now decided to sell ribs. Yes. Ribs. And you get them in a french fry container. I had come this far and there was no way I was going … [Read more...] about Jungle Joose: Premium Malt Beverage?
Dear Readers: We’re Sorry
Ok. First, let me say I'm sorry. I realize I've been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven't written a single post since March. I've been busy. And so has Nate. We've both had some other projects we've been working on but can now redirect our efforts back to The Drunk Pirate. Our readership … [Read more...] about Dear Readers: We’re Sorry
The 5 Most Fattening Alcoholic Drinks Ever
This is another installment by our guest blogger Meghan Chiampa. As soon as we get off our asses we're planning on getting her a log in so she can become a normal contributing writer. What can I say? Nathan's lazy:) Believe it or not, most alcoholic drinks are very unhealthy. However, some are worse than others. Many drinks will do little more than give you some nice padding … [Read more...] about The 5 Most Fattening Alcoholic Drinks Ever
How To Make Green Beer
Happy St. Patty's Day! I love this holiday because it's one of the few days it's okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which is basically the same thing. Another St. Patty's day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately, you can't buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In light of this fact I pulled out my McGuyver manual and found out how to make … [Read more...] about How To Make Green Beer
Tips For Drinking On A Diet
Editors Note: This is another submission by Meghan Chiampa. Are you a Junior who's still trying to shed that Freshman 15? Here are five drinks and a few tips that will help you keep you from tipping the scales while you get your drink on. Before we get down to brass tax, here are some general tips: The juice in bars is usually from concentrate, so try to find alternative … [Read more...] about Tips For Drinking On A Diet