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It's no secret that like boobies, I like all kinds of alcohol. Depending on the time of year and occasion I've been known to imbibe on everything from the cheap but effective Steel Reserve to expensive and odd Grande Absinthe with some Moonshine sprinkled in here and there for good measure. But when the days start to get shorter and you have to sit a little closer to the … [Read more...] about Whiskey Wedge – The Best Way To Drink Whiskey
Remember that redneck guy you used to hang out with that would sit on the tailgate and spin a beer in the ice? Or maybe you are that guy? He'd do it while he drank another beer because he said it made his Steel Reserve, the one he just pulled out of the toolbox of his truck, colder faster. Turns out that tobacco chewing, beer spinning redneck was on to something. Thermo-dynamic … [Read more...] about The Spin Chill – Fastest Way To Chill Beer
I've been drinking in some capacity or another for almost 20 years now. And like anyone who's been a drinker for any period of their life, I've endured epic hangovers. And like most drinkers I've tried just about every hangover cure known to man, including the hair of the dog. But does the hair of the dog hangover cure work? Sometimes it seemed to, but more often than not it … [Read more...] about Does Hair of the Dog Hangover Cure Actually Work?
Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...] about How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane