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Earthquake High Gravity Lager – The Liger Of Lagers

By James 40 Comments

Earthquake High Gravity Lager

Steel Reserve - 67 percent of the time, it works every time. However, at 12% ABV, Earthquake High Gravity Lager will get you "tore out the frame" 100 percent of the time. Earlier tonight I made my way to the BP station - not to buy gas mind you (Fuck BP) -  to buy my go-to 4 pack of Steel Reserve tall boys when I made a startling discovery. On the shelf below all the gaudy … [Read more...] about Earthquake High Gravity Lager – The Liger Of Lagers

Vodka’s Pop Culture – 360 Vodka’s Cola Flavored Vodka

By James 4 Comments

Last Summer I stumbled onto something that revolutionized hot weather drinking. FireFly Vodka pulled vodka out of the "Give me some Fris Vodka so I can warm up and stop freezing my nads off" category and planted it firmly into the "Drink it out of a Mason jar while watching fourth of July fireworks" category. "For those of you still trying to figure out that analogy, here's … [Read more...] about Vodka’s Pop Culture – 360 Vodka’s Cola Flavored Vodka

Sam Adams Winter Lager

By James 4 Comments

I've never felt strongly either way about Sam Adams beer. I've always viewed their normal fare as so so and not worth the $7.89 price it commands for a sixer. However, I have become a fan of their seasonal beers. Actually I've become a fan of seasonal beers in general, but Sam Adams definitely caught my eye with their Sam Adams Winter Lager.I was headed to my parent's house for … [Read more...] about Sam Adams Winter Lager

The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet

By James 3 Comments

Ron Burgundy

For most of my life I’ve been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to notice I was buying my pants and shorts on different racks than before. 32’s gave way to 34’s and by the … [Read more...] about The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet

Grande Absente: My Date With The Green Absinthe Fairy

By James 19 Comments

It was a Saturday in late September 2008. I had several people over to watch Florida stomp whoever they were playing as usual, and Nathan and Rachel were two hours late. As usual. I think there was an issue with Rachel's jeans or something. I can't really recall. What I can recall is when Nathan finally arrived, we made our way to Springhill Liquors - My favorite liquor … [Read more...] about Grande Absente: My Date With The Green Absinthe Fairy

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