So today is New Year's Eve. Or is it tonight? Either way, one thing that is absolutely certain is that millions of people are going to get shitfaced and be reading my best hangover cures post tomorrow. If you're one of the few lucky people who get to have all your friends over for a New Year's shin-dig, then another thing is certain. It happens at every party I go to every … [Read more...] about How To Build a Champagne Tower
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How To Make Real Eggnog
Don't get me wrong. Gustafson's Farm makes fantastic eggnog---if you're a pansy. But if you're in it to win it, making your own eggnog is the only way to go (this coming from a guy who has his mommy make it). Seriously, I'm tired of all the store-bought "eggnog" making its way into family holiday pimp cups every holiday season. Come on people---we're celebrating sweet baby … [Read more...] about How To Make Real Eggnog
How To Win a Bar Fight
If there was ever anything you need to know how to win, a fight is one of them. Especially a bar fight. Yes, Jim Beam has gotten my nose broken and knuckles skinned on more than one occasion. However, I know enough about bar fights to know that experience breeds expertise. I've been in a few brawls and probably instigated my fair share. But I'm no expert. When it comes to … [Read more...] about How To Win a Bar Fight
How To Get Drunk Fast
I like to drink. I like to come home after a long day and sit on my back porch with a Jim Beam and Coke and watch the sun go down. I like to sit around a fire with my friends and sip on Black Velvet. I guess you could say 99 percent of the time I'm a pretty civil and responsible drinker. It's that other one percent of the time that gets me in trouble. Anyone who's been … [Read more...] about How To Get Drunk Fast
See a Movie And Get Drunk For Less Than $10
Ahhh the movies. I remember back in the day when dinner and a movie was the cheapest date you could go on. Man shit has changed. Long gone are the days when you and your buddy could half-ass mow your neighbor's lawn and get paid a $20 spot just in time to make it to the movies by 6 p.m.. Twenty bucks bought two tickets (six if you slipped into two more movies without getting … [Read more...] about See a Movie And Get Drunk For Less Than $10
