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Don't get me wrong. Gustafson's Farm makes fantastic eggnog---if you're a pansy. But if you're in it to win it, making your own eggnog is the only way to go (this coming from a guy who has his mommy make it). Seriously, I'm tired of all the store-bought "eggnog" making its way into family holiday pimp cups every holiday season. Come on people---we're celebrating sweet baby … [Read more...] about How To Make Real Eggnog

If there was ever anything you need to know how to win, a fight is one of them. Especially a bar fight. Yes, Jim Beam has gotten my nose broken and knuckles skinned on more than one occasion. However, I know enough about bar fights to know that experience breeds expertise. I've been in a few brawls and probably instigated my fair share. But I'm no expert. When it comes to … [Read more...] about How To Win a Bar Fight

I like to drink. I like to come home after a long day and sit on my back porch with a Jim Beam and Coke and watch the sun go down. I like to sit around a fire with my friends and sip on Black Velvet. I guess you could say 99 percent of the time I'm a pretty civil and responsible drinker. It's that other one percent of the time that gets me in trouble. Anyone who's been … [Read more...] about How To Get Drunk Fast

Ahhh the movies. I remember back in the day when dinner and a movie was the cheapest date you could go on. Man shit has changed. Long gone are the days when you and your buddy could half-ass mow your neighbor's lawn and get paid a $20 spot just in time to make it to the movies by 6 p.m.. Twenty bucks bought two tickets (six if you slipped into two more movies without getting … [Read more...] about See a Movie And Get Drunk For Less Than $10