Happy St. Patty’s Day!
I love this holiday because it’s one of the few days it’s okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which is basically the same thing. Another St. Patty’s day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately, you can’t buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In light of this fact I pulled out my McGuyver manual and found out how to make my own green beer.
How To Make Green Beer
It’s actually pretty easy. First, you have to buy some beer. I recommend a lighter beer since green Guinness just looks gross. Pour the beer into a glass and add a few drops of green food coloring to make it as dark or light as you want. Stir, drink, and enjoy having a green tongue for the rest of the day. Yep. That’s it. If you can’t pull this maneuver off then your either Irish or too drunk.