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Zaca Recovery Patch – Best Hangover Cure Ever

By James 8 Comments

Zaca Recovery Patch

If beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, then the Zaca Recovery Patch is proof he doesn’t want us to be hungover in church. Full Disclosure: The folks over at ZacaLife.com did not send these to me. Nope. I got a free sample when I got my Freedom Flask in the mail (More on the Freedom Flask later). The patches worked so well I ordered more– just to make sure it … [Read more...] about Zaca Recovery Patch – Best Hangover Cure Ever

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Review

By James 95 Comments

"If you haven't tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon." - The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day - circa 1999 - putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. I also remember putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was something no guy … [Read more...] about Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Review

Product Review: BEARPONG Oversized Portable Pong Game

By James 1 Comment

BEARPONG

To the BEARPONG review... Nathan and I had a professor years ago at UF that always told us that if you're going to do anything, swing for the fences and do it big. I think the crew over at BEARPONG had the same kind of professor. Remember how much bigger everything looked like when you were a little kid? Your dad was a giant, your elementary school was the size of Rhode … [Read more...] about Product Review: BEARPONG Oversized Portable Pong Game

Four Loko Farewell

By James 2 Comments

Four Loko

On Monday night I received an email from one of our readers calling himself XL Middleton. The email said he found the site by Googling Four Loko, and he and his friend had written and recorded a song and music video called “The Four Loko Theme,” as a tribute to Four Loko. A Four Loko farewell, if you will. I originally read this email on my iPhone and decided to wait to … [Read more...] about Four Loko Farewell

The Limer: Way Better Than Using Your Teeth

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The Limer

If you were to venture into my kitchen and examine the vestibule of my Kenmore refrigerator, you’d find a plethora of refrigerator-related items. You would find nine different magnetic calendars from various real estate agents, dry cleaners, and pizza places along with three to-do lists and a myriad of pictures and magnets jumbled among several pieces of artwork representing … [Read more...] about The Limer: Way Better Than Using Your Teeth

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