I’ve been drinking in some capacity or another for almost 20 years now. And like anyone who’s been a drinker for any period of their life, I’ve endured epic hangovers. And like most drinkers I’ve tried just about every hangover cure known to man, including the hair of the dog. But does the hair of the dog hangover cure work?
Sometimes it seemed to, but more often than not it just seemed to make my hangover worse. Which is why most seasoned drinkers suggest it to most greenhorns. It’s fun to watch people be miserable.
Because of the very low success rate of the hair of the dog as a hangover cure, it never really ranked very high on my list of best hangover cures.
Until recently.
(I’m about to go on a little tangent. But stay with me. I promise it will all come together at the end.)
About six months ago I started going to boot camp twice a week. Boot camp is like Crossfit but much, much, harder. When I first started I would have to sit in my car afterward and sip Gatorade until the urge to throw up went away. That’s when I began looking for ways to replenish my vitamins and rehydrate quicker after class.
Gatorade, Muscle Milk and any weird tasting sports drink I could get my hands on got a go. None really did any better than just good old room temperature water.
The Hair of the Dog Discovery
Then one Friday after doing a particularly grueling “300” workout I stopped at my usual gas station, and instead of water, I grabbed a 4-pack of Natty Daddy tallboys. If you’ve never heard of Natty Daddy, it’s AB’s 8% ABV answer to Steel Reserve – except it doesn’t taste like rotten grains.
After the first Natty Daddy, I felt noticeably better than usual after such a brutal workout. After that, a 24oz Natty Daddy was my post-workout drink of choice. Little did I know that I was on to something that Swiss scientists were already testing.
A few months later, a group of scientists would release a report with findings that proved that beer was the best choice for rehydration and replenishment of vitamins after an intense training session.
Beer is packed with calories, carbohydrates, salt and in the case of malt liquor – added vitamins. The FDA actually requires the producers of malt liquors to add vitamins because your usual purveyor of malt liquor will opt to spend his last few bucks on a 40 of Colt 45 rather than actual food. Just Uncle Sam’s way of making sure everyone gets a nutritional meal I guess.
Ok, so all of this got me thinking about the old “hair of the dog” hangover cure. Specifically, it got me thinking about when it DID and when it DIDN’T work. Thinking back, it didn’t work when the “hair” in question was basically any kind of rum, tequila, vodka, gin, bourbon, etc. It DID seem to work when the “hair” was beer.
I tried this theory out recently. I got drunk and got a decent hangover. Drank a small glass of bourbon and carried on with my normal regimen of water. I didn’t observe any accelerated waning of my hangover.
I did the same thing the next weekend. Got drunk on the SAME amount and kind of alcohol as the previous week and got essentially the same hangover. This time I drank a 16oz Steel Reserve. Not only did I get a nice little buzz, I felt like a semi-normal human that could adequately function in public. In other words, my hangover subsided noticeably quicker than the week before.
So does the “hair of the dog” hangover cure actually work? Yes and no. Yes, if you’re using calorie and carb-laden malt liquor. No, if you’re using any kind of liquor.
Long term putting off the crash can be devastating,,,if you just keep drinking until to stop trying to avoid the hang can drink anymore, its devastating. Better to stop early and use remedies to ease the pain than to stop abruptly
I’ve found after night of beer 2 tall boy 6 packs (or a pint of vodka also with beer, hair of the fog asap, please allow a pause to see if you will puke first..don’t want waste your alcohol, you may nor have that much left. So gave a small glass of water and access you situation. No puking, have a couple of 1mg ativan and a few beers and you will feel normal , A joint after a little while will help, but just a few puffs, You’ll probably get horny,,,if you have a willing partner available..do it..the pleasure will offset any uncomfortable feeling.. there may be a let down after orgasm. A few more beers and maybe another Ativan then eat and rest. Sleep is a wonderful cure, and too much shake can make sleep impossible , thats where the benzo’s work their magic, taper off on the beer during the day after you wake up.. eat something, take a shower clean close and a short walk. If you feel uncomfortable then take another ativan and rest some more, works for me. A little weed later on will help also, just not too much.. A few hits to get in the euphoric state. Try sex again,,with a partner or just jerking off..sleep will com easier. You’ll wake up refreshed!
Interesting read, thank you for writing this article! I’m a 37 year old White male that used to drink like a fish in my 20’s for 10 years straight until I was sick and tired of feeling like a piece of useless shit. I’ve slowed ‘way’ down now to only drinking every once in a while because no matter what I drink or how little, I’m hungover that next day, it just all boils down to what degree of death will I be feeling.
If I’m super hungover, not the puking and can’t get out of bed, or just drinking water so I can puke to feel better disgusting hangover, the hangover where you feel like shit but can still function somewhat, the hair of the dog I swear is a lifesaver! I’ve noticed that a beer after a few hours of waking makes you feel a ‘tad’ better physically and for certain mentally as well although that hangover will kick back in again slightly until later on in the evening, I will drink one 24 ounce can of Malt Liquor, Old E 800 to be exact and I kid you not, hangover gone, I’ll feel happy, sleep like a rock and wake up the following day feeling fantastic. Yes, the following day I’ll still feel a little fuzzy but it’s a far cry from what I was feeling the previous day.
I believe that the hair of the dog trick is simply weening yourself off of the booze to lighten the alcohol withdrawal symptoms. It’s all a numbers game where you have to balance the amount of time between beers, eating and rehydration. It’s definitely a fine line but when you figure out what works for you, the hair of the dog is truly a lifesaver…
Just stay a little bit drunk all the time. You can’t get a hangover unless you actually stop drinking. Sobriety is OK in moderation but don’t overdue it
Hair of the dog has always been the only thing that works for me. Trick is. You have to be careful using this method because if a pint of Steel Reserve takes the edge off, you’ll be tempted to think two pints will work even better. Wrong. You’ll only be drunk again and feel twice as shitty the next day. Used with caution, it’s the only way to go.
Thats genius! Careful with the 6%abv natty daddys, drinking 6 of the 12oz’s last weekend on sunday has had me hungover for 4 days. A 22oz of colt 45 fixed me up with half a multi vitamin and 2 large fries
Came across your good site and this page when I decided it’s time I checked out whether ‘hair of dog’ really works for hangovers, and if so why. I don’t have hangover issues much any more, not a common situation in my ‘age bracket’. But I was interested in your discovery after boot camp workouts. For what it’s worth – watermelon in my experience is an excellent ‘refresher when exhausted from a period of rugged physical activity in hot sun. My experience is in harvesting hay. Others enjoyed beer, but for me the alcohol, even if I was cautious, put me in “done for day’ mode. Getting back to work was tough. Watermelon served. I think it’s got an abundance of sugars, minerals such as potassium, and of course liquid. I suspect boot camp workouts are more grueling than hayfield work so watermelon might not be as effective in that case. A fun read, thanks!
I don’t think it really matters what alcohol you drink. During a hangover I drink 1 shot of vodka, and my hangover symptoms are gone. I don’t feel tipsy, I just feel normal. It doesn’t postpone my hangover, and it doesn’t make me feel worse.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. There is no better hangover cure than a 16 ounce 211. Although to be as functional as possible I suggest adding a 200 mg caffeine pill, a super b-complex vitamin, and a hefty dose of H2O.
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How interesting, the trick is to not let yourself get hungover though. If you wake up and you aren’t drunk anymore, just hungover then it is over for you and you can forget anything productive you were considering doing, if you are still a bit drunk there is hope for you and you should definitely drink beer, then spend the day mildly drunk and happy not super wasted and then the day after you will be fine.
My parents swear by a hideous concoction of brandy and port as the cure for just about anything (this is what happens when irish marries scottish) but that shit is nasty!
Nice website. I drink a few shots of Smirnoff red every morning before I work out. I then drink Alive! whey protein/green powder with water, and two yellow powerade’s which contain b vitamins, over the course of the rest of the morning. It’s been working for years with great results