Anyone who knows me knows that I don't really need a reason to drink. However, I've been told that people who drink for no reason at all are called alcoholics. That's why Nasty Nate and I have decided The Drunk Pirate New Year's resolution is to give our readers 365 positive reasons to drink. If you suck at math, that's one a day for the entire year. I know it's still 2008, but … [Read more...] about Today’s Reason To Drink
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Best Gifts for Drinkers
We all have one on our list. Some us have two or three. If you're James, you are this person. It's the drinker on your holiday shopping list. Sure, there are hundreds of gift-giving sites covering everything from the "hiker" to the "biker" and everyone (but the drinker) in between. But for those stumped on what to give your inebriated spouse, friend or relative, let us help … [Read more...] about Best Gifts for Drinkers
Win 2 BCS Championship Tickets And A Hotel Room
So the Gators are playing the Sooners in the FedEx BCS National Championship game in Miami. And guess what? Unless you know somebody who knows somebody, it's probably safe to say you can't get tickets or a hotel room. Nope. You'll have to settle for watching Tim Tebow and the Gators dismantle Oklahoma on the big screen at your local T.G.I. Fridays. That is, of course, you know … [Read more...] about Win 2 BCS Championship Tickets And A Hotel Room
Beer Then Liquor Saying: Myth or Misunderstood Rule?
A while back we posted a story on The Drunk Pirate about the Beer Then Liquor Rule. You can read, "The Beer Then Liquor Rule Explained," here. (As of today about 57,000 of you have read it since it was posted.) Now, as far as I'm concerned it is a rule that is commonly misunderstood and misinterpreted, thus leaving legions of inexperienced drinkers to deal with monumental … [Read more...] about Beer Then Liquor Saying: Myth or Misunderstood Rule?
Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is Good For Drinkers
If you're like me and you actually pay attention to shit that's going on in the world, you've probably noticed there's a lot of stuff going around about High Fructose Corn Syrup. You know the commercials. Mom A scolds mom B at a party for giving the kids some purple stuff with HFCS in it and asks her doesn't she know what "they" say about that stuff and that it's bad for you. … [Read more...] about Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is Good For Drinkers