Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t really need a reason to drink. However, I’ve been told that people who drink for no reason at all are called alcoholics. That’s why Nasty Nate and I have decided The Drunk Pirate New Year’s resolution is to give our readers 365 positive reasons to drink. If you suck at math, that’s one a day for the entire year. I know it’s still 2008, but it’s Monday and I wanted to get a jump on the new year with a few test posts.
So here’s your first Drunk Pirate reason to drink of the day.
On this day in 1978, porn star Alexis Amore was born. So tonight, be sure to buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and help her celebrate her 30th birthday.