Rules create boundaries that are necessary for all men and women to coexist peacefully. Whether they be moral, ethical, theoretical, local, state or federal. They must be followed to some extent for everything to work smoothly. That being said, there are two types of people; Those who follow the rules, and those who don't. Now if you've ever spent any amount of time on this … [Read more...] about Bartenders At Bare Lounge Las Vegas Suck
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Reason to Drink For Jan. 7
Today in 1977 Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond was born. I still say he could kick A.C. Slaters' ass in a cage match especially after going on Celebrity Fit Club. I actually saw him on a plane on my way to California earlier this year and he was fat again. So tonight be sure to crimp your hair, tight roll your acid washed jeans and enjoy a sixer of Zima. … [Read more...] about Reason to Drink For Jan. 7
Reason to Drink for Jan. 6
From the "I didn't know she was this old or this tall," file. Today in 1970, 6ft 3in tall professional volleyball player Gabrielle Reese was born. Here's a treat for those of you who need a good reason to smoke some ganja on a Tuesday. Today is the day Rastafarian followers celebrate the ceremonial birthday of Haile Selassie. This is a pretty easy one to participate in. Just … [Read more...] about Reason to Drink for Jan. 6
Reason to Drink For Jan. 5
Ok so I missed a few days already. Sue me. I promise I wasn't just being lazy. I've been doing all sorts of shit the past few days. I've been taking down Christmas decorations, going to parties, drinking and making beer. That's right, making beer. But I digress. Here's the first Drunk Pirate reason to drink of 2009. On Jan. 5, 1914, Henry Ford, head of the Ford Motor … [Read more...] about Reason to Drink For Jan. 5
Reason to Drink for Dec. 30th
On Dec. 29, 2006, Saddam Hussein was executed for being an asshole to humanity. Normally when talking about someone's death I would say to be sure and pour out a little liquor for a fallen homie, but I wouldn't waste a single drop of Colt 45 on Saddam. I hope this asshole is having fun in Hell. … [Read more...] about Reason to Drink for Dec. 30th