For most of my life I’ve been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to notice I was buying my pants and shorts on different racks than before. 32’s gave way to 34’s and by the … [Read more...] about The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet
Buried Treasure
What Your Bartender Really Thinks
A few months ago my buddy Jeremy and I made it a mission to find a bar we could call our own. We're both graduates of the University of Florida and if there's one thing college taught us, it's having a place to knock a few cold ones back on Friday night is a requirement. By the way, Jeremy is the one who introduced The Drunk Pirate to Firefly vodka for all you fans out there. … [Read more...] about What Your Bartender Really Thinks
Dear Readers: We’re Sorry
Ok. First let me say I'm sorry. I realize I've been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven't written a single post since March. I've been busy. And so has Nate. We've both had some other projects we've been working on but can now redirect our efforts back to The Drunk Pirate. Our readership has … [Read more...] about Dear Readers: We’re Sorry
Texts From Last Night
Ever wake up wondering where your tooth went, an unidentified crying baby in the bedroom and a live tiger in the bathroom, only to find out your best friend is missing and his awkward, sometimes creepy, future brother-in-law drugged you the night before? (Go see The Hangover people—it’s hilarious) Me either, but I have woken up to some regrettable text messages in my sent box. … [Read more...] about Texts From Last Night
The 5 Most Fattening Alcoholic Drinks Ever
This is another installment by our guest blogger Meghan Chiampa. As soon as we get off our asses we're planning on getting her a log in so she can become a normal contributing writer. What can I say? Nathan's lazy:) Believe it or not, most alcoholic drinks are very unhealthy. However, some are worse than others. Many drinks will do little more than give you some nice padding … [Read more...] about The 5 Most Fattening Alcoholic Drinks Ever
