Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? I fly constantly – and drink constantly – and I know what I’m talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on bringing your own alcohol on a plane. I’ve successfully taken my own liquor [...]
Continue reading...7. June 2011
“If you haven’t tried it yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon.” – The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day – circa 1999 – when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was [...]
Continue reading...1. August 2010
If someone offered you $10,000 if you could crash 100 parties in 100 days from Memorial Day to Labor Day, could you do it? This is the exact proposition that Function Party Crasher, Willie, was offered and is currently attempting in his quest to prove that Function Drink’s Urban Detox is indeed the drinking man’s [...]
Continue reading...13. July 2010
Since the very beginning, The Drunk Pirate has been dedicated to the drinking lifestyle. Beer, liquor, malt beverages, drinking games—pretty much anything that gets you crunk. But there’s always been a not so glamorous side to the drinking lifestyle. It’s a side we’ve all encountered but love to forget. We call them hangovers, and they’re [...]
Continue reading...23. November 2009
For most of my life I’ve been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to [...]
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25. February 2013
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