The Drunk Pirate

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

“If you haven’t tried it yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon.” – The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day – circa 1999 – when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was [...]

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Function Drinks: Urban Detox Review

If someone offered you $10,000 if you could crash 100 parties in 100 days from Memorial Day to Labor Day, could you do it? This is the exact proposition that Function Party Crasher, Willie, was offered and is currently attempting in his quest to prove that Function Drink’s Urban Detox is indeed the drinking man’s [...]

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Drinkwel Multivitamin Hangover Cure: The Official Drunk Pirate Review

Since the very beginning, The Drunk Pirate has been dedicated to the drinking lifestyle. Beer, liquor, malt beverages, drinking games—pretty much anything that gets you crunk. But there’s always been a not so glamorous side to the drinking lifestyle. It’s a side we’ve all encountered but love to forget. We call them hangovers, and they’re [...]

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The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet

For most of my life I’ve been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to [...]

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What Your Bartender Really Thinks

A few months ago my buddy Jeremy and I made it a mission to find a bar we could call our own. We’re both graduates of the University of Florida and if there’s one thing college taught us, it’s having a place to knock a few cold ones back on Friday night is a requirement. [...]

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