Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

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"If you haven't tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon." - The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day - circa 1999 - when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. I also remember that putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was so … [Read more...]

The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet

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For most of my life I've been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to notice I was buying my pants and shorts on different racks than before. 32's gave way to 34's and by the … [Read more...]

What Your Bartender Really Thinks

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A few months ago my buddy Jeremy and I made it a mission to find a bar we could call our own. We're both graduates of the University of Florida and if there's one thing college taught us, it's having a place to knock a few cold ones back on Friday night is a requirement. By the way, Jeremy is the one who introduced The Drunk Pirate to Firefly vodka for all you fans out there. … [Read more...]

Dear Readers: We’re Sorry

Ok. First let me say I'm sorry. I realize I've been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven't written a single post since March. I've been busy. And so has Nate. We've both had some other projects we've been working on but can now redirect our efforts back to The Drunk Pirate. Our readership has … [Read more...]

Texts From Last Night

Ever wake up wondering where your tooth went, an unidentified crying baby in the bedroom and a live tiger in the bathroom, only to find out your best friend is missing and his awkward, sometimes creepy, future brother-in-law drugged you the night before? (Go see The Hangover people---it's hilarious) Me either, but I have woken up to some regrettable text messages in my sent … [Read more...]