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Amarula Cream: It’s Sexy Time

By Nathan 9 Comments

Amarula Cream holds a special place in my liquor cabinet, and not just because of its glorious taste and sexy brown, South African bottle. Amarula’s history begins in 1989, when the drink created from the Marula tree, or elephant tree, was first marketed to the public. But my history with Amarula dates back to January 2008 when I was first introduced to the liqueur by my girlfriend Rachel (who I like to pretend is of royal South African descent), who discovered the drink while traveling in the elephant infested country.

She brought two bottles back from her home country trip and would not stop raving about the African “sundowner.” I say “sundowner” because apparently you’re supposed to drink a glass while watching the sun fall out of the African sky (although personally I’d drink it all day if I could). She poured me a glass—and two bottles later I was on the Internet looking to have a case shipped to the apartment. I had to settle for a couple bottles from the local Albertson’s but the damage was done.

I now consider Amarula my liqueur of choice. And I’m not the only one. In fact, Amarula is the second-largest seller in the cream liqueur category right behind Bailey’s Irish Cream. I’d say the two cream liqueurs are similar in taste, but Amarula has a sweeter, more enjoyable taste. For the record, the reason they call the Marula tree the elephant tree is because elephants like to pick the fruit and eat it—usually resulting in a bunch of drunk elephants stumbling around crushing American tourists on safaris. And any tree that’s getting elephants drunk is good enough for me. If it had better distribution and increased marketing efforts here in the United States, I’d even say it would do better than Bailey’s. So if you find yourself a fan of Bailey’s or Kahlúa, do yourself a favor and pick up a bottle of Amarula. And tell them my South African girlfriend sent you—maybe they’ll give me a discount or something.

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Yo. It's Nate. Entrepreneur, marketer, and quasi-professional drinking commentator. Enjoy the posts or GTFO.

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  1. Patricia says

    February 13, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    I know this is a very old post (now 5 years old) but I had to leave a comment. I was purchasing a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream to prepare a simple ice cream dessert tomorrow (Valentine’s Day) for “company” and I saw this in the store. I read the label but didn’t feel confident paying almost $30 for something I’d never tried. Now I’ve GOT to check it out.

    Thank you for your review. I will stop by and let you know what I think when I’ve tried it. I’ve added a reminder to Outlook (otherwise I just won’t remember).

  2. Carlos says

    July 23, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    If you’ve never tried, give Carolans a shot. It’s similar to Bailey’s but, in my opinion, it tastes slightly better. Have it on the rocks or plain.

  3. man yolk says

    January 3, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Shopped!

    1. Pixels: wrong.
    2. Me: Seen some ‘shops.

  4. Butt Chamber says

    November 2, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Creamy chicken potatoes on a crab shell!!

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