The Drunk Pirate

Hilarious Beer Cooler Street Racer

Beer Cooler Street Racer Okay, so it’s not exactly a street racer, but wow that thing is fast! I can only imagine how drunk that guy must be to make a pass on another vehicle while riding a beer cooler. Or how drunk you must feel when you get passed by a guy on a [...]

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Best Gifts for Drinkers

We all have one on our list. Some us have two or three. If you’re James, you are this person. It’s the drinker on your holiday shopping list. Sure, there are hundreds of gift-giving sites covering everything from the “hiker” to the “biker” and everyone (but the drinker) in between. But for those stumped on [...]

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How To Make Real Eggnog

Don’t get me wrong. Gustafson’s Farm makes fantastic eggnog—if you’re a pansy. But if you’re in it to win it, making your own eggnog is the only way to go (this coming from a guy who has his mommy make it). Seriously, I’m tired of all the store bought “eggnog” making its way into family [...]

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The Official Beer Pong Rules of the Drunk Pirate

Let me start by stating the obvious. There’s no such thing as “official” beer pong rules, and if you think otherwise, I will belittle you in a future post. The only rules in beer pong are house rules. This means whoever owns the house where said beer pong game is played calls the shots. But [...]

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Amarula Cream: It’s Sexy Time

Image Credit Amarula Cream holds a special place in my liquor cabinet, and not just because of it’s glorious taste and sexy brown, South African bottle. Amarula’s history begins in 1989, when the drink created from the Marula tree, or elephant tree, was first marketed to the public. But my history with Amarula dates back [...]

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