{"id":632,"date":"2009-06-15T22:07:43","date_gmt":"2009-06-16T03:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=632"},"modified":"2020-08-30T19:16:24","modified_gmt":"2020-08-30T23:16:24","slug":"dear-readers-were-sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/dear-readers-were-sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Readers: We’re Sorry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Ok. First, let me say I’m sorry. I realize I’ve been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven’t written a single post since March. I’ve been busy. And so has Nate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We’ve both had some other projects<\/a> we’ve been working on but can now redirect our efforts back to The Drunk Pirate. Our readership has dwindled down from more than 100,000 to about 25,000 per month. Thank you to those who have stuck around. Your diligence will be rewarded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We’ve got some good stuff lined up for you guys. We’ve been drinking our asses off and have actually been brewing our own beer. We’ve also had the pleasure of being given the first tastes of several soon-to-be-released liquors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You should also be on the lookout for a complete redesign of the site along with some freebie stuff in the newsletter (for those of you who signed up for the newsletter). We’re also going to delve into some other things like user-submitted party pictures and videos. We’ve also got some great “how-to’s” coming up like “how to make your own moonshine.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So keep us bookmarked, RSSed (is that a word?) and check back on a regular basis because TDP is about to become one bad mother f*#ker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

p.s. I’m sorry to all the beer aficionados about the summer beers post. I did it to piss off all the haters from the Rogue Dead Guy<\/a> ale post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ok. First, let me say I’m sorry. I realize I’ve been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven’t written a single post since March. I’ve been busy. And so has Nate. We’ve both had some other projects we’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"featured_image_src":null,"featured_image_src_square":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"James","author_link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/author\/james\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}