{"id":620,"date":"2009-03-17T08:14:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T13:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=620"},"modified":"2020-09-01T00:57:59","modified_gmt":"2020-09-01T04:57:59","slug":"how-to-make-green-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/how-to-make-green-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Make Green Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3588\/3362871892_3618f13b70_o.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy St. Patty&#8217;s Day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I love this holiday because it&#8217;s one of the few days it&#8217;s okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which is basically the same thing. Another St. Patty&#8217;s day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately, you can&#8217;t buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In light of this fact I pulled out my McGuyver manual and found out how to make my own green beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">How To Make Green Beer<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s actually pretty easy. First, you have to buy some beer. I recommend a lighter beer since green Guinness just looks gross. Pour the beer into a glass and add a few drops of green food coloring to make it as dark or light as you want. Stir, drink, and enjoy having a green tongue for the rest of the day. Yep. That&#8217;s it. If you can&#8217;t pull this maneuver off then your either Irish or too drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy St. Patty&#8217;s Day! I love this holiday because it&#8217;s one of the few days it&#8217;s okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which is basically the same thing. Another St. Patty&#8217;s day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately, you can&#8217;t buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"featured_image_src":null,"featured_image_src_square":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"James","author_link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/author\/james\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}