{"id":60,"date":"2008-11-04T11:45:07","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T16:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2021-05-08T01:27:38","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T05:27:38","slug":"santa-teresa-1796-rum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/santa-teresa-1796-rum\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Teresa 1796 Rum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3208\/3002376103_61b05ce1e6.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"santa\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ministryofrum.com\/rumdetails.php?r=508\" target=\"_blank\">Santa Teresa 1796<\/a>. Ok so she&#8217;s not a real person, but you get the point. She&#8217;s the best tasting 212-year-old chick I&#8217;ve ever had in MY mouth. The bottle is very similar to a wine bottle and is sealed with a cork that is covered with blood-red wax. The whole package looks as if it were pulled from the belly of an old mangled ship, miles beneath the Caribbean sea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Santa Teresa is great straight up on the rocks but also mixes well with just about anything. Like a good woman, this Venezuelan rum smells great and has a smooth, buttery taste. Harsh is the last word that comes to mind. I&#8217;d have to say that next to Pyrat&#8217;s Gold, this is my favorite rum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, like most exotic and intoxicating women, this bitch ain&#8217;t no cheap date. A 750ml will set you back about $42 at your neighborhood liquor store, and you can bet your ass you won&#8217;t find it at the average bar. But like most Venezuelan women, you can find it on just about any website for a whole hell of a lot cheaper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with Santa Teresa 1796. Ok so she&#8217;s not a real person, but you get the point. She&#8217;s the best tasting 212-year-old chick I&#8217;ve ever had in MY mouth. The bottle is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/SantaTeresa1796rum-600x400.jpg","featured_image_src_square":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/SantaTeresa1796rum-600x600.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"James","author_link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/author\/james\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}