{"id":586,"date":"2008-12-30T15:57:31","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T20:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=586"},"modified":"2020-09-02T00:52:54","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T04:52:54","slug":"reason-to-drink-for-dec-30th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/reason-to-drink-for-dec-30th\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason to Drink for Dec. 30th"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3254\/3151788964_0e12bd5ba5.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"saddam\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On Dec. 29, 2006, <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saddam_Hussein\" target=\"_blank\">Saddam Hussein<\/a> was executed for being an asshole to humanity. Normally when talking about someone&#8217;s death I would say to be sure and pour out a little liquor for a fallen homie, but I wouldn&#8217;t waste a single drop of Colt 45 on Saddam. I hope this asshole is having fun in Hell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Dec. 29, 2006, Saddam Hussein was executed for being an asshole to humanity. Normally when talking about someone&#8217;s death I would say to be sure and pour out a little liquor for a fallen homie, but I wouldn&#8217;t waste a single drop of Colt 45 on Saddam. I hope this asshole is having fun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"featured_image_src":null,"featured_image_src_square":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"James","author_link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/author\/james\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}