Anyone who knows me knows that I don’t really need a reason to drink. However, I’ve been told that people who drink for no reason at all are called alcoholics. That’s why Nasty Nate and I have decided The Drunk Pirate New Year’s resolution is to give our readers 365 positive reasons to drink. If you suck at math, that’s one a day for the entire year. I know it’s still 2008, but it’s Monday and I wanted to get a jump on the new year with a few test posts.<\/p>\n
So here’s your first Drunk Pirate reason to drink of the day.<\/p>\n
On this day in 1978, porn star Alexis Amore was born. So tonight, be sure to buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and help her celebrate her 30th birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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