{"id":560,"date":"2008-12-03T20:56:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T01:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2020-09-02T01:13:56","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T05:13:56","slug":"third-man-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/third-man-drinking-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Third Man Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about the How To Play Asshole<\/a> post that said it was too slow and didn’t involve enough drinking. You damn kids these days. Absolutely no culture. Since when does a man need a game to help him drink? Answer: He doesn’t. Nope, a real man can get righteously shitfaced by his own accord. The only people that should need to use drinking games as a crutch are girls.(Except bridesmaids and Mormons.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe I’m being too harsh. Some people need Ambien to sleep. Some need a bottle of Mountain Dew to start their day. So I guess it’s ok to be dependent on a game to be able to get your drink on. Besides, Nate, Redbeard, and I started this site to help make the world a better place. So if you need a tool to help you get crunk, then by God we’re going to give you the means to do so. And yes, I know, I know. Games are fun. So Here’s probably one of the most potent drinking games on the planet: Third Man Drinking Game. It’s kind of like Craps. Ok, it’s exactly like craps except there’s no money and no Ashy Larry involved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Players:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

3 – No limit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Rules<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Everyone takes turns rolling one die until someone rolls a three. This person then becomes the three man. The game then proceeds around the circle with people taking turns rolling two dice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meaning of Rolls<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

3: Whoever is the three man must drink. If the three man rolls this then he may pass the title to a person of his choosing.
7: Person to the right of “roller” drinks
9: Person across from “roller” drinks
10: Social…everyone drinks
11: Person to the left of “roller” drinks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Other dice combinations:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

4 and 1: Whoever rolls this become the Thumb-Master. They can place their thumb on the table whenever they want. Everyone else must put their thumbs on the table as soon as this happens – the last person to notice and do it must drink. The Thumb-Master can only change when someone else rolls a 4 and 1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doubles: When someone rolls double they give the dice to someone of their choosing. This person rolls the dice and if they don’t roll doubles, they suffer a penalty. The doubles penalty should be determined at the start of the game. Some suggested penalties are taking off an article of clothing or drinking for a number of seconds equal to the value of the dice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about the How To Play Asshole post that said it was too slow and didn’t involve enough drinking. You damn kids these days. Absolutely no culture. Since when does a man need a game to help him drink? Answer: He doesn’t. Nope, a real man can get righteously shitfaced […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1546,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[29],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/3080614531_d68f601191.jpg","featured_image_src_square":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/3080614531_d68f601191.jpg","author_info":{"display_name":"James","author_link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/author\/james\/"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}