{"id":1688,"date":"2014-12-10T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T02:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2020-08-30T21:32:06","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T01:32:06","slug":"how-to-make-sweet-apple-pie-moonshine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/how-to-make-sweet-apple-pie-moonshine\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Make Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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The Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine Backstory<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

There are two types of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower and think straight moonshine tastes like sh*t, and dirty f**king liars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can honestly say, without hesitation, I’ve had enough moonshine in my life to consider myself a bit of an authority. But saying I’ve drunk as much white lightning as I have because I like the taste is like saying I like buying girls drinks because I have extra money burning a hole in my pocket. I drink ‘shine because there is no other alcohol on earth that can get you drunker, faster, and with so very little effort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But again, I don’t like the taste. At all. I do, however, absof*ckinglutely adore sweet apple pie moonshine. And I have a recipe for Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine I’ve concocted that can be made in your kitchen with little more than a big pot and a measuring cup. And it’s nothing short of delicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before we get to the Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine recipe, let’s get one thing out in the open. It is absolutely ILLEGAL for ANYONE to make, transport, or consume moonshine in the United States. Period. I don’t give a crap what your Uncle Eustice or Pappy or cousin Shelby-Joe (who once f*cked a guy who claimed to be an FBI agent\u00a0in a truck stop bathroom) says. You can’t legally make, possess, or consume any amount of moonshine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So how are we going to make LEGAL moonshine? We’re going to improvise. You see, moonshine is around 180 to 190 proof or about 85% – 95% pure alcohol. The closest legal thing you can get is Everclear <\/a>which is sold in both 151 proof and 190 proof. In other words, you can buy legal alcohol that is the exact same thing as illegal moonshine. And it tastes just as horrible in its pure state.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only thing that makes one moonshine better than the other is what you cut it with. Lemons, cherries, peaches, blueberries or in our case, a mixture of apple cider, apple juice, and two kinds of sugar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine Recipe<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Here’s what you need to make 12 Mason jars (16oz) worth of Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n