{"id":1112,"date":"2010-09-23T22:33:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T03:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2020-08-30T22:05:29","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T02:05:29","slug":"the-limer-way-better-than-using-your-teeth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thedrunkpirate.com\/the-limer-way-better-than-using-your-teeth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Limer: Way Better Than Using Your Teeth"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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If you were to venture into my kitchen and examine the vestibule of my Kenmore refrigerator, you\u2019d find a plethora of refrigerator-related items. You would find nine different magnetic calendars from various real estate agents, dry cleaners, and pizza places along with three to-do lists and a myriad of pictures and magnets jumbled among several pieces of artwork representing our 3-year-old\u2019s interpretation of our house, dog and his grandparents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But perhaps the most curious thing stuck to the bone-colored facade of my official beer cellar is what looks to be a real live lime. Or at least half a real live lime anyway. No, I didn\u2019t go on a Cabo Wabo bender and Super Glue half a lime to my fridge. I\u2019m more civilized than that. I got myself a Limer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know, I know. WTF is a Limer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, a Limer is a half rubber lime that looks, feels and has all the characteristics of a real lime. That is if a real lime was made of rubber, had a magnet in it and could also OPEN BEER BOTTLES!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yep. This bad boy doubles as a refrigerator magnet AND a bottle opener. The really cool thing is when you pop the top on a bottle of beer, the bottle cap actually sticks to the Limer because of the super-strong magnet that\u2019s embedded in it to make it stick to the fridge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve been using my Limer for about a month now and can honestly say that it\u2019s one of the coolest bottle openers I\u2019ve ever owned. There was an instance where it was leaving a sticky brown residue on the fridge, but I soon figured out that the reason was I was spilling beer all over it and then slapping it back onto the fridge. I guess after a while the beer residue kind of built up. But other than that it\u2019s been a really cool and novel conversation piece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That being said, I do hereby announce that I have a few of these cool little Swiss Army Limes to give away to you guys! I\u2019m going to give a few to those of you who have subscribed to our mailing list and a few to those of you who follow us on Twitter.  The rest of you lazy jerks have to earn yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To get your own Limer, just send us a pic<\/a> of you opening a beer in the most creative way possible. The most creative drunk will get themselves a free Limer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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