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Covering the Drinking Lifestyle Since 2008<\/h1>\n\n\n\n
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Our Latest Drunk Rant<\/h2>
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A Brief History of Mezcal<\/a><\/h3>
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In the grand, cosmic joke that is human history, few things have sparked as much hilarity and headache as mezcal. You see, mezcal isn’t just a drink; it’s a journey\u2014a whimsical stroll through time with a buzz. Our story begins, as all good stories do, in the heart of Mexico, long before…<\/p>\n

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Disaronno: On the Rocks or Lame As Crocs?<\/a><\/h3>
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You\u2019ve seen the television commercial: sexy girl in an oh-so-sexy dress, casually strolls up to the casually hip bar to an eagerly awaiting, perfectly messy-haired…<\/p>\n

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Why Bulldog Gin Is Worth the Price<\/a><\/h3>
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When I think of Gin, the image that comes to mind is a bunch of old British guys with bad teeth driving around in Austin…<\/p>\n

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Malibu: The Original Spring Break Special<\/a><\/h3>
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A few weekends ago, Rachel and I made a trip to Crescent Beach to try and add some color to our tourist like complexions. On…<\/p>\n

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Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka<\/a><\/h3>
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I’m from the South. I say y’all and fixin’ on a regular basis and I have a Southern drawl that gets commented on when I…<\/p>\n

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Amarula Cream: It’s Sexy Time<\/a><\/h3>
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Amarula Cream holds a special place in my liquor cabinet, and not just because of its glorious taste and sexy brown, South African bottle. Amarula’s…<\/p>\n

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New Amsterdam Gin<\/a><\/h3>
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So on my last trip to my neighborhood liquor store, I was undecided as to what I was going to drink whilst watching Tim Tebow…<\/p>\n

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Santa Teresa 1796 Rum<\/a><\/h3>
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When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with…<\/p>\n

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Firefly Vodka Spiked Arnold Palmer<\/a><\/h3>
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Since our review of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, we’ve gotten tons of emails asking what the hell does one mix with sweet tea flavored vodka.…<\/p>\n

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Pyrat Rum XO Reserve Review<\/a><\/h3>
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Had wine not been the drink of choice 2,000 or so years ago, Jesus would have probably turned every drop of water on earth into…<\/p>\n

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Burnett’s London Dry Gin Sucks<\/a><\/h3>
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Sir Robert Burnett is an asshole. On the front of this green, 750ml bottle of devil’s piss it reads, “This celebrated Gin is distilled according…<\/p>\n

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Saint Brendan’s Irish Cream Liqueur<\/a><\/h3>
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So here I am, somewhere around the 2 a.m. hour, watching YouTube videos of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, listening to Warren Zevon and…<\/p>\n

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Firefly Vodka Daily Palmer<\/a><\/h3>
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Punxsutawney Phil is full of crap. That’s right, I said it. Groundhogs have no business predicting the weather. This little self-righteous butt hole comes out…<\/p>\n

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