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Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistible

August 20, 2009 by James 75 Comments

Like a moth to the flame burned by the fire, I was drawn to the pink and red camouflaged can of Four Loko. That or I had just finished listening to Janet Jackson. Either way, I wanted to get my drink on and 12% alcohol by volume with caffeine in a 24 oz can looked awesome hiding behind a glass door at the Kangaroo gas station. (They're website rocks btw.) I had heard of Four … [Read more...] about Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistible

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