The Drunk Pirate

Firefly Vodka Daily Palmer

Punxsutawney Phil is full of crap. That’s right, I said it. Groundhogs have no business predicting the weather. This little self righteous butt hole comes out of his little house, looks around and then tells everybody we’re going to have 6 more weeks of Winter. Granted, it was 17 degrees here in Florida on Groundhog [...]

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Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is Good For Drinkers

If you’re like me and you actually pay attention to shit that’s going on in the world, you’ve probably noticed there’s a lot of stuff going around about High Fructose Corn Syrup. You know the commercials. Mom A scolds mom B at a party for giving the kids some purple stuff with HFCS in it [...]

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