The Drunk Pirate

The 5 Most Fattening Alcoholic Drinks Ever

This is another installment by our guest blogger Meghan Chiampa. As soon as we get off our asses we’re planning on getting her a log in so she can become a normal contributing writer. What can I say? Nathan’s lazy:) You can check out more of Meghan’s work at her own blog here Believe it [...]

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Does Loud Music Get You Drunk Faster?

Image Credit Seems like every bar you go to does two things: they lower the lights and turn up the music. But why? Well the poor lighting is obvious—so you don’t have to see how ugly everyone really is. Probably. But the loud music is no accident. It’s common knowledge among bar owners that talkers [...]

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21 Signs You Drink Too Much

1. You tilt your glass even when you’re not pouring a beer. 2. You can name all the different types of Sam Adams brews but you can’t name all of your kids or their birthdays. 3. You’ve ever had more than one pet named after your favorite beer or liquor. 4. You have a perfectly [...]

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Drinking Games – Third Man

I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about the How To Play Asshole post that said it was too slow and didn’t involve enough drinking. You damn kids these days. Absolutely no culture. Since when does a man need a game to help him drink? Answer: He doesn’t. Nope, a real man can get righteously shitfaced [...]

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