The Drunk Pirate

Product Review: BEARPONG Oversized Portable Pong Game

First things first, this is the song I’m listening to as I write this product review. Lil’ Wayne gets me AMPED! I suggest you listen to this at high volume in a residential area whilts reading this review. Now on to the BEARPONG review… Nathan and I had a professor years ago at UF that [...]

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The Limer: Way Better Than Using Your Teeth

If you were to venture into my kitchen and take a minute to examine the vestibule of my Kenmore refrigerator, you’d find a plethera of refrigerator-related items. You would find nine different magnetic calendars from various real estate agents, dry cleaners, and pizza places along with three to do lists and a myriad of pictures [...]

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Earthquake High Gravity Lager – The Liger Of Lagers

Steel Reserve – 67 percent of the time, it works every time. However, at 12% ABV, Earthquake High Gravity Lager will get you “tore out the frame” 100 percent of the time. Earlier tonight I made my way to the BP station – not to buy gas mind you (Fuck BP) -  to buy my [...]

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The Ron Burgundy Scotch Diet

For most of my life I’ve been able to maintain a relatively good physique by eating and drinking whatever I wanted just as long as I made a concerted effort to go to the gym at least twice a week. Most of my life. As my early twenties became my late twenties, I began to [...]

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Poor Man’s Black And Tan II

Some of the greatest food and beverage discoveries were born out of either necessity or just good old fashioned curiosity. I mean seriously, who was the first guy to eat an oyster? Was it out of necessity to avoid starvation that he decided to eat the giant snot-like creature he found living in a rock [...]

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