The Drunk Pirate

A Four Loko Farewell

Monday night I received an email from one of our readers calling himself XL Middleton. The email went on to say how he found the site by Googling Four Loko and that he and his friend had written and recorded a song and music video called “The Four Loko Theme,” that was a tribute to [...]

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Drunk Guy Cant Get Up

Apparently the way to keep a drunk guy from getting up is to put him next to a trash can.

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