The Drunk Pirate

Burnett’s London Dry Gin Sucks

Sir Robert Burnett is an asshole. On the front of this green, 750ml bottle of devil’s piss it reads, “This celebrated Gin is distilled according to the original formula of Sir Robert Burnett & Co. LTD……….In Baltimore Maryland. Ok, first of all I’m going to call bullshit because as far as I was told London [...]

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Pyrat Rum XO Reserve

Had wine not been the drink of choice 2,000 or so years ago, Jesus would have probably turned every drop of water on earth into Pyrat Rum XO Reserve. Each bottle of this aromatic and easy drinking rum is hand filled and labeled with a hand written serial number at the factory on the island [...]

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Firefly Vodka Spiked Arnold Palmer

Since our review of Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, we’ve gotten tons of emails asking what the hell does one mix with sweet tea flavored vodka. I recently sent an email to the folks over at Firefly Vodka asking if they had any recipes they could share with us. As luck would have it they did [...]

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Santa Teresa 1796 Rum

When a woman enters the twilight of cougardom, most, if not all, do not get better with age. This is not the case however with Santa Teresa 1796. Ok so she’s not a real person, but you get the point. She’s the best tasting 212-year-old chick I’ve ever had in MY mouth. The bottle is [...]

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New Amsterdam Gin

So on my last trip to my neighborhood liquor store I was undecided as to what I was going to drink whilst watching Tim Tebow and Florida exact their revenge on Georgia and Knowshawn Moreno. I paced the isles up and down until a tallish, squarish, greenish and overall sexy looking bottle of New Amsterdam [...]

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