Rants & Reviews for the Drinking Lifestyle
It's no secret that like boobies, I like all kinds of alcohol. Depending on the time of year and occasion I've been known to imbibe on everything from the cheap but effective Steel Reserve to expensive and odd Grande Absinthe with some Moonshine sprinkled in here and there for good measure. But when the days start to get shorter and you have to sit a little closer to the … [Read more...]
Remember that redneck guy you used to hang out with (or you are that redneck guy) that used to sit there on the tailgate and spin a beer in the ice while he drank another because he said it made his Steel Reserve he just pulled out of the toolbox of his truck colder faster? Well, turns out that inbred idiot was on to something - Thermo-dynamic heat exchange. Actually, I just … [Read more...]
If beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, then the Zaca Recovery Patch is proof he doesn't want us to be hung over in church. Full Disclosure: I was not sent these buy the folks over at ZacaLife.com. Nope. I got a free sample when I got my Freedom Flask in the mail (More on the Freedom Flask later). It was a pack of four patches which worked so well, I had … [Read more...]
"If you haven't tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon." - The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day - circa 1999 - when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. I also remember that putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was so … [Read more...]
First things first, this is the song I'm listening to as I write this product review. Lil' Wayne gets me AMPED! I suggest you listen to this at high volume in a residential area while reading this review. Now on to the BEARPONG review... Nathan and I had a professor years ago at UF that always told us that if you're going to do anything, swing for the fences and do … [Read more...]