How To Make Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine

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There are two types of people in this world; Those who pee in the shower and think straight moonshine tastes like shit, and dirty fucking liars. I can honestly say that I've had enough moonshine in my life to consider myself a bit of an authority. However, me saying I've drank so much white lightning because I like the taste is like saying I like buying girls drinks because … [Read more...]

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...]

How To Make Green Beer

Happy St. Patty's Day! I love this holiday because it's one of the few days it's okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which are basically the same thing. Another St. Pattys day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately you can't buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In light of this fact I pulled out my McGuyver manual and found out how to make my … [Read more...]