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The 10 Healthiest Hangover Cures Ever

:Reader Submitted By Meghan:

Editor’s note: Meghan is an avid reader of The Drunk Pirate and she submitted this great post. So great work Meghan, and if there are any of you who would like to try your hand at writing for us then by all means let us know. You can send your submissions to nathan@thedrunkpirate.com. Be sure to keep an eye out for more of Meghan’s posts in the future.

If you don’t want to stomach Waffle House grits after a night of pounding Steel Reserve or chug 5 packets of sugar and coffee for fear of heart attack, here are some “healthier” hangover helpers. I like to be healthy although I love to go out and get completely wasted. Call me paradoxical, it’s the life style I enjoy and is almost a sort of a challenge. I think if you are going to poison yourself with a shitload of Firefly Vodka, you might as well get out of the hangover rut the way nature intended.

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The 20 Best User Submitted Hangover Cures Ever

Ben Franklin said, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” This is true. However, as I’ve said before, hangovers are proof that God also has a sense of humor. Nobody likes to have a hangover. That’s probably why one of our most read posts here on The Drunk Pirate is “The 8 Best Hangover Cures Ever.” We had tons of comments and we received several emails about the post. Probably the best thing to come from that post was all the hangover cures submitted by our readers in the comments section.

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The 8 Best Hangover Cures Ever

Hangovers are proof that God has a sense of humor. A very sick and twisted sense of humor. Hopefully on my judgment day when St. Peter or whoever is showing me all the bad things I’ve done, he’ll give me credit for all the epic hangovers I’ve endured.

When I was younger I used to view hangovers as punishment, hence the reason that I used to make bargains with the Almighty that if he would just make me feel better I would never drink again. If I had a dollar for every time I tried that route I could probably put a stripper through at least one semester of college.

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