The Drunk Pirate

Zaca Recovery Patch – The Best Hangover Cure Ever

If beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, then the Zaca Recovery Patch is proof he doesn’t want us to be hung over in church. Full Disclosure: I was not sent these buy the folks over at ZacaLife.com. Nope. I got a free sample when I got my Freedom Flask [...]

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Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

“If you haven’t tried it yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon.” – The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day – circa 1999 – when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was [...]

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Product Review: BEARPONG Oversized Portable Pong Game

First things first, this is the song I’m listening to as I write this product review. Lil’ Wayne gets me AMPED! I suggest you listen to this at high volume in a residential area whilts reading this review. Now on to the BEARPONG review… Nathan and I had a professor years ago at UF that [...]

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A Four Loko Farewell

Monday night I received an email from one of our readers calling himself XL Middleton. The email went on to say how he found the site by Googling Four Loko and that he and his friend had written and recorded a song and music video called “The Four Loko Theme,” that was a tribute to [...]

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Drinkwel Multivitamin Hangover Cure: The Official Drunk Pirate Review

Since the very beginning, The Drunk Pirate has been dedicated to the drinking lifestyle. Beer, liquor, malt beverages, drinking games—pretty much anything that gets you crunk. But there’s always been a not so glamorous side to the drinking lifestyle. It’s a side we’ve all encountered but love to forget. We call them hangovers, and they’re [...]

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