Spin Chill – Fastest Way To Chill Beer

Spin Chill

Remember that redneck guy you used to hang out with (or you are that redneck guy) that used to sit there on the tailgate and spin a beer in the ice while he drank another because he said it made his Steel Reserve he just pulled out of the toolbox of his truck colder faster? Well, turns out that inbred idiot was on to something - Thermo-dynamic heat exchange. Actually, I just … [Read more...]

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...]

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

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"If you haven't tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon." - The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day - circa 1999 - when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. I also remember that putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was so … [Read more...]