The Rules to Chinese Christmas

Chinese Christmas

I come from a huge family on my mom's side. When I was younger the numbers were still pretty manageable, so everybody bought gifts for each other. However, my mom is 1 of 8 children and over the years all of her brothers and sisters have had kids and all of those kids got married and had kids. Now when the holidays roll around there's anywhere from 30 to 50 adults and God … [Read more...]

Apples to Apples Drinking Game

Apples to Apples Drinking Game

I think it was the great Cheech who said, "Hey man, things are tough all over." Truer words have never been spoken. Especially now. Even with gas down to a manageable price, the economy is in the shitter and money is pretty tight for just about everyone I know. This is why for the past few months my wife and I have been going to, and hosting, game parties. The games range from … [Read more...]

Third Man Drinking Game

Third Man Drinking Game

I've gotten a lot of feedback about the How To Play Asshole post that said it was too slow and didn't involve enough drinking. You damn kids these days. Absolutely no culture. Since when does a man need a game to help him drink? Answer: He doesn't. Nope, a real man can get righteously shitfaced by his own accord. The only people that should need to use drinking games as a … [Read more...]

How to Play Asshole

How to Play Asshole

Nathan's post on beer pong got me to thinking about some of the games us old-timers used to play. We never had any fancy-schmancy tables adorned with a enough esoteric lights to give an epileptic a seizure, and we damn sure weren't going to sit around and let a bunch of beer get warm. No sir, we played games where a person with no athletic skill whatsoever could be put into a … [Read more...]

Official Beer Pong Rules

Beer Pong Rules

Let me start by stating the obvious. There's no such thing as "official" beer pong rules, and if you think otherwise, I will belittle you in a future post. The only rules in beer pong are house rules. This means whoever owns the house where said beer pong game is played calls the shots. But because some people suck at making house rules, I'm going to make a few suggestions … [Read more...]