You know what I’m talking about. It’s those songs you listen to before going out. Your pump up songs. Your going out anthems. Your jams. But not the cool ones that you and your college buddies listen to together while waiting on alcohol or rides to arrive. I’m talking about the ones you jammed out [...]
Continue reading...15. January 2009
Ben Franklin said, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” This is true. However, as I’ve said before, hangovers are proof that God also has a sense of humor. Nobody likes to have a hangover. That’s probably why one of our most read posts here on The Drunk Pirate [...]
Continue reading...12. January 2009
Have you ever dated a girl and realized you like their sister or mom better? On a recent trip to my local Publix Supermarket I found out that Abita TurboDog had a sister called Abita Amber Beer. I tossed a six pack into my shopping cart and headed home. As I started making dinner that [...]
Continue reading...12. January 2009
Honestly, nothing exciting happened on Jan. 12. Ever. There are a few B-listers who are celebrating their birthdays today. So if you’re a fan of Raekwon, Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern then by all means turn on your radio and drink up. Otherwise just continue celebrating Florida winning another championship and Timmmy Tebow returning for [...]
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11. February 2009
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