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How To Make Green Beer

Happy St. Patty’s Day! I love this holiday because it’s one of the few days it’s okay to be a raging alcoholic or to pretend to be Irish which are basically the same thing. Another St. Pattys day tradition is drinking green beer. Unfortunately you can’t buy green beer at the local Quickee Mart. In [...]

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Tips For Drinking On A Diet

Editors Note: This is another submission by Meghan Chiampa. If you think you have what it takes to write for The Drunk Pirate, send your submission to James@thedrunkpirate.com Are you a Junior who’s still trying to shed that Freshman 15? Here are five drinks and a few tips that will help you keep you from [...]

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10 Reasons Why Beer Pong Is Not Called Beirut

A while back we posted an article on the official rules of Beer Pong. Overall the response was good. However, we kept getting comments and emails from individuals who claimed the proper name for Beer Pong was Beirut. Here is one such comment: “I really wish the legit drinking websites would stop calling it “Beer [...]

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Does Loud Music Get You Drunk Faster?

Image Credit Seems like every bar you go to does two things: they lower the lights and turn up the music. But why? Well the poor lighting is obvious—so you don’t have to see how ugly everyone really is. Probably. But the loud music is no accident. It’s common knowledge among bar owners that talkers [...]

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21 Signs You Drink Too Much

1. You tilt your glass even when you’re not pouring a beer. 2. You can name all the different types of Sam Adams brews but you can’t name all of your kids or their birthdays. 3. You’ve ever had more than one pet named after your favorite beer or liquor. 4. You have a perfectly [...]

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