Recently I spent a week in the Blue-Ridge mountains, free from the bondage of cell phones, Internet and other equally useless crap. I spent my time kicking back in a log cabin with the family, hitting trails during the day and the hot tub at night. And you know what? We decided to pay a little something back to the local community by picking up a couple six packs of Blowing … [Read more...]
Texts From Last Night
Ever wake up wondering where your tooth went, an unidentified crying baby in the bedroom and a live tiger in the bathroom, only to find out your best friend is missing and his awkward, sometimes creepy, future brother-in-law drugged you the night before? (Go see The Hangover people—it’s hilarious) Me either, but I have woken up to some regrettable text messages in my sent box. A … [Read more...]
Does Loud Music Get You Drunk Faster?
Seems like every bar you go to does two things: they lower the lights and turn up the music. But why? The poor lighting is obvious—so you don’t have to see how ugly everyone really is. Probably. But the loud music is no accident. It’s common knowledge among bar owners that talkers don’t do as much drinking as their silent counterparts. When you’re talking you’re not drinking. … [Read more...]
Top 15 Ways To Save Money When Going Out
How to Save Money When Going Out You're broke. I get it. That doesn't mean you should be sitting at home on your ass. It just means you need to get smarter when it comes to spending those limited funds. With nearly a lifetime of experience in being broke, I've learned a thing or two about stretching a dollar. Here I'll try to translate that into more drunken nights on … [Read more...]
The Most Embarrassingly Awesome Pre-Party Music
You know what I'm talking about. It's those songs you listen to before going out. Your pump up songs. Your going out anthems. Your jams. But not the cool ones that you and your college buddies listen to together while waiting on alcohol or rides to arrive. I'm talking about the ones you jammed out to while your door was still closed and you were "taking a shower." Call them … [Read more...]
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