The Drunk Pirate

20 Signs That The Party Is Over

So you started pre-gaming at 5 in the afternoon and by 11:30 you had been to 2 dance clubs, Hooters and a strip club of exit 435. Now you’ve been pounding god knows what until closing time at your favorite watering hole. Then your buddies say they just heard from some girl about this after [...]

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Burger King Fire-Grilled Ribs

I honestly don’t know where to start with Burger King’s new Fire-Grilled Ribs. Yes I know this is a drinking blog, but these ribs are just the kind of thing that would prey on drunkards at 2 in the morning. I have to watch out for you guys. My run in with these bastard children [...]

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Drunk Guy Cant Get Up

Apparently the way to keep a drunk guy from getting up is to put him next to a trash can.

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Jungle Joose: Premium Malt Beverage?

Ok so last night my wife sent me on one of her crazy pregnant woman missions for one of Burger King’s new Icees. I reluctantly put on my flip-flops, got in the car and drove to BK only to discover their Icee machine was broken and that The King has now decided to sell ribs. [...]

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Dear Readers: We’re Sorry

Ok. First let me say I’m sorry. I realize I’ve been as useless as tits on a boar hog when it comes to being a contributing member of the drinking society. I realize I haven’t written a single post since March. I’ve been busy. And so has Nate. We’ve both had some other projects we’ve [...]

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