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Mint Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Now I’ve never really been a fan of mint in general because with most mint-flavored affairs the only thing you taste is the mint. I don’t even like those little mints they leave on your pillows at hotels. My utter disdain for mint made me extremely skeptical of Firefly Vodka’s mint-flavored sweet tea vodka.

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Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Like a moth to the flame burned by the fire, I was drawn to the pink and red camouflaged can of Four Loko. That or I had just finished listening to Janet Jackson. Either way, I wanted to get my drink on and 12% alcohol by volume with caffeine in a 24 oz can looked [...]

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40 Nights Of Drunk Gallery

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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I tried to come up with some kind of sub-theme for this gallery like “Hot Drunk Girls” or “Drunk in Public,” but after scouring the Internet for an entire 20 minutes all I could scrape up was this menagerie of 40 images of drunk people with no common theme. I’m going to assume since none of [...]

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Eagle Rare Single Barrel Bourbon: I wish all 10-year-olds were this awesome.

Monday, July 27, 2009

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As a rule I don’t normally drink bourbon until the official start of football season. Why? Well, bourbon is what I consider to be a “cold weather” spirit. You can’t really get into the mood for a really earthy and smooth drink like bourbon when the average low temperature is 78 degrees. Bourbon is for [...]

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Is Joose Targeting Girls With Max Vibe?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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By now you all know that I’ll drink pretty much anything in the name of alcohol research. Joose, Jungle Joose, Steel Reserve and my personal I-was-too-drunk-to-give-a-crap-favorite, The Poor Man’s Black And Tan. I’ve sampled all of the aforementioned beverages because of my passion for finding and drinking beer and malt liquor with high-as-giraffe-balls alcohol content. Up [...]

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