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40 Nights Of Drunk Gallery

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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I tried to come up with some kind of sub-theme for this gallery like “Hot Drunk Girls” or “Drunk in Public,” but after scouring the Internet for an entire 20 minutes all I could scrape up was this menagerie of 40 images of drunk people with no common theme. I’m going to assume since none of [...]

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Eagle Rare Single Barrel Bourbon: I wish all 10-year-olds were this awesome.

Monday, July 27, 2009

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As a rule I don’t normally drink bourbon until the official start of football season. Why? Well, bourbon is what I consider to be a “cold weather” spirit. You can’t really get into the mood for a really earthy and smooth drink like bourbon when the average low temperature is 78 degrees. Bourbon is for [...]

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Is Joose Targeting Girls With Max Vibe?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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By now you all know that I’ll drink pretty much anything in the name of alcohol research. Joose, Jungle Joose, Steel Reserve and my personal I-was-too-drunk-to-give-a-crap-favorite, The Poor Man’s Black And Tan. I’ve sampled all of the aforementioned beverages because of my passion for finding and drinking beer and malt liquor with high-as-giraffe-balls alcohol content. Up [...]

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Raspberry Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

Monday, July 13, 2009

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One of the reasons there’s been a lack of posts for the past few months – other than the site redesign – is because I’ve been doing research. A lot of it. One thing that’s kept me busier, and drunker for that matter, than a New Orleans judge during Mardi Gras is the new line [...]

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Platinum 7x Vodka: Don’t Be A Grey Goose Guido

Thursday, July 9, 2009

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Lets start this review by dispelling a few myths about vodka. First of all, any of you who are vodka drinkers or have been reading The Drunk Pirate on a regular basis know that good vodka doesn’t have to be expensive and just because a vodka is expensive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good. Take Grey Goose [...]

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