Spin Chill – Fastest Way To Chill Beer

Spin Chill

Remember that redneck guy you used to hang out with (or you are that redneck guy) that used to sit there on the tailgate and spin a beer in the ice while he drank another because he said it made his Steel Reserve he just pulled out of the toolbox of his truck colder faster? Well, turns out that inbred idiot was on to something - Thermo-dynamic heat exchange. Actually, I just … [Read more...]

Does The Hair of The Dog Hangover Cure Actually Work?

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So I've been drinking in some capacity or another for almost exactly 20 years now. And like anyone who's been a drinker for any period of their life, I've endured epic hangovers that are most likely proof that although God does indeed love me - the existence of alcohol being testament to that love - he has a very sadistic sense of humor. And like most drinkersĀ I've tried … [Read more...]

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...]

Zaca Recovery Patch – The Best Hangover Cure Ever

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If beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, then the Zaca Recovery Patch is proof he doesn't want us to be hung over in church. Full Disclosure: I was not sent these buy the folks over at ZacaLife.com. Nope. I got a free sample when I got my Freedom Flask in the mail (More on the Freedom Flask later). It was a pack of four patches which worked so well, I had … [Read more...]

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

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"If you haven't tried Fireball Cinnamon Whisky yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon." - The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day - circa 1999 - when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was all the rage. I also remember that putting a Jolly Rancher in a Zima was so … [Read more...]