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Grande Absente: My Date With The Green Absinthe Fairy

Monday, November 9, 2009

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It was a Saturday in late September 2008. I had several people over to watch Florida stomp the shit out of whom ever they were playing as usual, and Nathan and Rachel were two hours late. As usual. I think there was an issue with Rachel’s jeans or something. I cant really recall. What I can [...]

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Four Loko Orange Blend

Friday, October 30, 2009

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So I did a lot of writing, editing and made several grandiose claims thanks largely in part to Four Loko Orange Blend. If tonight were a Sesame Street episode it would be brought to you by the letter drunk. I’ve tasted the watermelon-flavored Four Loko and it tasted almost completely, but not entirely unlike pink battery [...]

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Poor Man’s Black And Tan II

Monday, October 26, 2009

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Some of the greatest food and beverage discoveries were born out of either necessity or just good old fashioned curiosity. I mean seriously, who was the first guy to eat an oyster? Was it out of necessity to avoid starvation that he decided to eat the giant snot-like creature he found living in a rock [...]

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Mint Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

Thursday, October 22, 2009

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Now I’ve never really been a fan of mint in general because with most mint-flavored affairs the only thing you taste is the mint. I don’t even like those little mints they leave on your pillows at hotels. My utter disdain for mint made me extremely skeptical of Firefly Vodka’s mint-flavored sweet tea vodka. Share this [...]

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Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Like a moth to the flame burned by the fire, I was drawn to the pink and red camouflaged can of Four Loko. That or I had just finished listening to Janet Jackson. Either way, I wanted to get my drink on and 12% alcohol by volume with caffeine in a 24 oz can looked [...]

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