Grande Absente: My Date With The Green Absinthe Fairy
It was a Saturday in late September 2008. I had several people over to watch Florida stomp the shit out of whom ever they were playing as usual, and Nathan and Rachel were two hours late. As usual. I think there was an issue with Rachel’s jeans or something. I cant really recall. What I can [...]
Continue reading...Four Loko Orange Blend
Friday, October 30, 2009
So I did a lot of writing, editing and made several grandiose claims thanks largely in part to Four Loko Orange Blend. If tonight were a Sesame Street episode it would be brought to you by the letter drunk. I’ve tasted the watermelon-flavored Four Loko and it tasted almost completely, but not entirely unlike pink battery [...]
Continue reading...Poor Man’s Black And Tan II
Monday, October 26, 2009
Some of the greatest food and beverage discoveries were born out of either necessity or just good old fashioned curiosity. I mean seriously, who was the first guy to eat an oyster? Was it out of necessity to avoid starvation that he decided to eat the giant snot-like creature he found living in a rock [...]
Continue reading...Mint Flavored Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Now I’ve never really been a fan of mint in general because with most mint-flavored affairs the only thing you taste is the mint. I don’t even like those little mints they leave on your pillows at hotels. My utter disdain for mint made me extremely skeptical of Firefly Vodka’s mint-flavored sweet tea vodka. Share this [...]
Continue reading...Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Like a moth to the flame burned by the fire, I was drawn to the pink and red camouflaged can of Four Loko. That or I had just finished listening to Janet Jackson. Either way, I wanted to get my drink on and 12% alcohol by volume with caffeine in a 24 oz can looked [...]
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