How To Make Sweet Apple Pie Moonshine

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There are two types of people in this world; Those who pee in the shower and think straight moonshine tastes like shit, and dirty fucking liars. I can honestly say that I've had enough moonshine in my life to consider myself a bit of an authority. However, me saying I've drank so much white lightning because I like the taste is like saying I like buying girls drinks because … [Read more...]

The Whiskey Wedge – The Best Way To Drink Whiskey


It's no secret that like boobies, I like all kinds of alcohol. Depending on the time of year and occasion I've been known to imbibe on everything from the cheap but effective Steel Reserve to expensive and odd Grande Absinthe with some Moonshine sprinkled in here and there for good measure. But when the days start to get shorter and you have to sit a little closer to the … [Read more...]

Spin Chill – Fastest Way To Chill Beer

Spin Chill

Remember that redneck guy you used to hang out with (or you are that redneck guy) that used to sit there on the tailgate and spin a beer in the ice while he drank another because he said it made his Steel Reserve he just pulled out of the toolbox of his truck colder faster? Well, turns out that inbred idiot was on to something - Thermo-dynamic heat exchange. Actually, I just … [Read more...]

Does The Hair of The Dog Hangover Cure Actually Work?


So I've been drinking in some capacity or another for almost exactly 20 years now. And like anyone who's been a drinker for any period of their life, I've endured epic hangovers that are most likely proof that although God does indeed love me - the existence of alcohol being testament to that love - he has a very sadistic sense of humor. And like most drinkersĀ I've tried … [Read more...]

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

How To Bring Alcohol On A Plane

Tired of paying $7 for a single serving of Jack Daniels on American Airlines? Let The Drunk Pirate show you how to bring alcohol on a plane. I fly constantly, and drink constantly, and I know what I'm talking about when it comes to how far you can stretch the TSA guidelines on how to bring alcohol on a plane. I've successfully taken my own liquor on an airplane no less … [Read more...]