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Zaca Recovery Patch – The Best Hangover Cure Ever

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

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If beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy, then the Zaca Recovery Patch is proof he doesn’t want us to be hung over in church. Full Disclosure: I was not sent these buy the folks over at ZacaLife.com. Nope. I got a free sample when I got my Freedom Flask [...]

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Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

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“If you haven’t tried it yet, just imagine what it would be like to get a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face if his legs were on fire and tasted like cinnamon.” – The Fireball Whisky Site I remember back in the day – circa 1999 – when putting Jolly Ranchers in Zima was [...]

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Product Review: BEARPONG Oversized Portable Pong Game

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

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First things first, this is the song I’m listening to as I write this product review. Lil’ Wayne gets me AMPED! I suggest you listen to this at high volume in a residential area whilts reading this review. Now on to the BEARPONG review… Nathan and I had a professor years ago at UF that [...]

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A Four Loko Farewell

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

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Monday night I received an email from one of our readers calling himself XL Middleton. The email went on to say how he found the site by Googling Four Loko and that he and his friend had written and recorded a song and music video called “The Four Loko Theme,” that was a tribute to [...]

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The Limer: Way Better Than Using Your Teeth

Thursday, September 23, 2010

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If you were to venture into my kitchen and take a minute to examine the vestibule of my Kenmore refrigerator, you’d find a plethera of refrigerator-related items. You would find nine different magnetic calendars from various real estate agents, dry cleaners, and pizza places along with three to do lists and a myriad of pictures [...]

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