In case you were wondering, TheDrunkPirate.com is a blog about the drinking lifestyle.

It’s a collection of reviews, quality advice, drunken stories, life experiences, deep thoughts, angry rants and whatever the hell else we feel like telling the world. The point here is you learn from our writing not because you necessarily agree with everything we say, but because you are able to plunder all the priceless lessons and infinite wisdom we bury throughout our alcohol-induced, literary masterpieces.

And who are we you ask? Just imagine we are the drunk pirate uncles you never had but secretly always wanted.

And remember…we pretty much win at life.