Comments on: Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable

By: bigb

bigb — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:33:22 +0000

Wow! Finally found the FOUR LOKOS in my area and I can personally say after drinking Tilt and Sparks on occasion, FOUR LOKOS is my new drink. Tilt is still one of my favorites as far as taste goes, but the more alcohol content the better! And Sparks sucks as they (Anheuser-Busch/IN-BEV) sucked up to the politicians and took out the caffeine and other herbs which enhance the drink! Currently have only tasted the Watermelon and Fruit Punch but I am look out for the other flavors.

By: Appointment Setters

Appointment Setters — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:42:13 +0000

I tried one of these after work. Wow what a punch!

By: Nbob

Nbob — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:30:34 +0000

my boyfriend loves these drinks! He thinks they’re the most amazing things ever, and all they do to him is make him act super crazy and it doesn’t help when he needs to spunk while having sex!

By: Mary Allen

Mary Allen — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:46:15 +0000

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Day 9-10: New Found Glory concert « Brendon's Booty Call — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:13:41 +0000

[...] some good sleep before work today (read: play WoW). But DJ Housh sweetened the deal by saying the Four Lokos were on him. So we donned our most punk-rock attire, chugged our lokos in the parking lot, and [...]

By: o0o skidelz o0o

o0o skidelz o0o — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:52:05 +0000

Four loko will get you twisted , for a while but then you get used to it and it takes more to mess you up. They add wormwood oil in it wich is also in absinith … the European version actually has Absininth and spirits in it rather then ghetto malt liquor. I’m sure it tastes better , the blue berry has a God awful after taste and this is sure to give you a yeast infection. Yes I said it. It’s BAD for you and will eventually give you a yeast infection. Male or Female. If it burns when you pee and you drink this stuff , don’t worry you didn’t catch the ninja , just blame it on the … AH AH AH AH AH Alchohol

By: NON PO

NON PO — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:20:48 +0000

FOUR LOKO is what E-3 and below drink

By: philip

philip — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:42:46 +0000

pussy drinkers I dont drink four loko anymore cuz it never gets me buzz last time i drank 4 of them an i was feeling a lil buzzed

By: Jacksonville Limo Service

Jacksonville Limo Service — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:02:21 +0000

Being a limousine driver in Jacksonville I thought I had seen it all, people always request to stop and buy beer, wine, and liquor, which is nothing new. However one night while providing Jacksonville Limo service one of my clients said she wanted to stop and buy some juice. It was 1:00am on a Saturday night, so I said I didn’t think any grocery stores would be open and I said sometimes 7-Eleven has cranberry and orange juice. The lady gave me a stupid look and said no it’s JOOSE, it’s a ghetto drink they sell at gas stations.

I stopped the limo at a gas station, and some of the clients ran in and came out with a big bag of drinks. Out of curiosity I asked what this JOOSE looked like, they quickly said oh they didn’t have any, we got FOUR Loko instead. I felt like and idiot because I had never heard of either of these drinks and I have been driving partiers for a long time. At the end of the night I was cleaning out the limo and noticed they had left several of the FOUR Loko drinks in the cooler. I told the lady that had rented the limo and she said don’t worry about it you can have them we have a wedding to go to tomorrow and if we drink and more of those we will be too hung over.

Upon dropping the limo off at our warehouse I cleaned out the limo and took the Loko’s home with me. I stuck them in the fridge and curiosity him me a few days later so I tried one, the first one was Grape and it was really good, after that I tried the fruit punch and it was even better. These drinks are amazing however they really hit you hard, so only drinking one at a time is recommended. I didn’t really like the orange one.

By: AndieBean

AndieBean — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:36:58 +0000

My girlfriend drank the watermelon Four Loko last night and I couldn’t understand why she was acting like a five year old on speed, after reading this review, it all makes sense. She said the flavor took a little to get used to, but after one can she was the friendliest, funniest person in the room, taking her home she spilled her heart out like she’s never told me “I love you before.” (I enjoyed that part) Once home, she proceeded to pass out at around 1:30 am. She then woke up at around 5 am still wired wanting to have a conversation with me about why she got so drunk and where did the money in her pocket come from?

If you want a good time, drink a Four Loko.