Comments on: Jungle Joose: Premium Malt Beverage?

By: jeremy

jeremy — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 08:05:01 +0000

I love the stuff, but I can’t seem to find it anymore, where can I get some again?

By: Lauren

Lauren — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 22:00:20 +0000

I LOVEEE jungle Joose. I bought it on a whim one day when I was in the liquor store. The can looked cool so I figured why not? I got home and drank it and was tipsy off of just one can. I de recommend it to anyone.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:10:39 +0000

awesome

By: gina

gina — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:07:03 +0000

I like beer because you get a good buzz and its not really bad for you. I usually drink steele reserve, you get a good buzz and you don’t have to drink 5 of them to get it. I like the big cans too. 2 of them and you’re good to go, compared to a 6 pack. I discovered jungle joose by accident. They were out of steele reserve so I thought I’d give this crazy looking stuff. I love this stuff! Usually beer makes me sluggish and tired. This stuff doesn’t make me super energized, but gives me a good buzz without the tired lazy feeling. I actually love the way it taste. If you like the famous red bull and vodka drink you’ll like this. Its the same kinda taste plus some fruit punch. It is a little more expensive, but I don’t mind a few extra dollars for something that taste really good.

By: metalloc

metalloc — Mon, 24 May 2010 05:31:55 +0000

The best cure for a hangover

Xanax

By: Clamwacker

Clamwacker — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:38:44 +0000

Until tonight I had never set foot nor tongue into the great swamp of “alcopops”, with exception given to Mike’s Hard Varied Travesties, and those by their own right had set me on a path directly away from further exploration, but out of curiosity I grabbed a “Jungle Joose” simply because of the label and the price… I had a bunch of quarters in my pocket, and the laundry was all done.

I can see why many of you dislike the flavor, it is cloyingly sweet, but there is a certain element of it which I actually enjoy. I was disinclined to try this concoction (in lieu of saving it as a collectors’ item) until I read the review here which mentioned Dragon Joose, which I then went and purchased on the description of it being “super tasty”. I found it to be as such, and was rather impressed, so I dug back into the fridge and relocated my can of Jungle Joose, which I am pleased to say is actually tastier, in my mouth, than the Dragon Joose was.

The green color did not discourage me, rather it encouraged me, because I am all about radiation. I figure if I can die outta cancer before social security leaves me for dead, so much the better.

This beverage will ensure that happens sooner rather than later. I probably won’t ever buy it again unless they start selling it for $1 per can, but I did enjoy the experience. I would describe it as tasting like a giraffe’s taint, with the caveat that I really like that particular giraffe and I don’t want to hurt her feelings.

By: maria

maria — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:56:39 +0000

These things are bomb.. I Prefer jungle joose… the grape is okay n the blue one is to

By: Beatdown | Panther Joose (21+)

Beatdown | Panther Joose (21+) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:59:30 +0000

[...] mid-20th century, because that would be in bad taste. Although when I think of Joose (especially Jungle Joose), “bad taste” definitely comes to mind. Right after “carpet-flavored soda that makes your [...]

By: nate

nate — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:16:15 +0000

this shit rocks!!!! had one yesterday wen me my gf and her freind were chillin in the park i cant stand the taist of beer so 40s are out this is the drunkest ive been sence i drank a .5 liter of yager strait up….. only this time i didnt puke and pass out in my parents bathroom

By: Craig

Craig — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:46:55 +0000

Im completely hooked on joose, i drank 3 1/2 of the orange jooses last night and i was up till 3:30 in the morning, woke up at 10am cuz i couldn’t sleep and now i have the worst hangover ive ever experienced..lol be careful drinking these things cuz they will kick your ass