Comments on: Jungle Joose: Premium Malt Beverage?

By: maria

maria — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:56:39 +0000

These things are bomb.. I Prefer jungle joose… the grape is okay n the blue one is to

By: Beatdown | Panther Joose (21+)

Beatdown | Panther Joose (21+) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:59:30 +0000

[...] mid-20th century, because that would be in bad taste. Although when I think of Joose (especially Jungle Joose), “bad taste” definitely comes to mind. Right after “carpet-flavored soda that makes your [...]

By: nate

nate — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:16:15 +0000

this shit rocks!!!! had one yesterday wen me my gf and her freind were chillin in the park i cant stand the taist of beer so 40s are out this is the drunkest ive been sence i drank a .5 liter of yager strait up….. only this time i didnt puke and pass out in my parents bathroom

By: Craig

Craig — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:46:55 +0000

Im completely hooked on joose, i drank 3 1/2 of the orange jooses last night and i was up till 3:30 in the morning, woke up at 10am cuz i couldn’t sleep and now i have the worst hangover ive ever experienced..lol be careful drinking these things cuz they will kick your ass

By: Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable | The Drunk Pirate

Four Loko Fruit Punch: It will Make You Irresistable | The Drunk Pirate — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:27:20 +0000

[...] were interviewed for the same article and are now famous. Seriously, they all got drunk on a Joose and Four Loko concoction and stole the bikes of every Mormon missionary on [...]

By: rosewoodsman

rosewoodsman — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:10:47 +0000

This is some nasty stuff!! Its definatly like doing the fat chick but not sure if i will brag to the buddys about this one. Tastes the same as it would coming up if i could drink the whole can.

By: Trey

Trey — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:38:41 +0000

Well, this is my First time drinking Jungle Juice. I’m use to the older drinks such as Colt 44, Old English, and my favorite, St iDes. I would call this a ” New malt beverage for a new generation”. The light green color (since there are three) does seem to resemble kool-aid. All i know, i am gettin ‘nice’ and i like it. I believe this should be a new saying: ” When looking to get loose, grab you A$$ some Jungle Juice”

By: Dan

Dan — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:07:45 +0000

This was so funny. I drnk this stuff for the first time today. When I bought it the lady at the registert asked me the same thing!. It seems we had almost the exact same experience! Keep up the fantastic writing mate!

By: Is Joose Targeting Girls With Max Vibe? | The Drunk Pirate

Is Joose Targeting Girls With Max Vibe? | The Drunk Pirate — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:29:09 +0000

[...] now you all know that I’ll drink pretty much anything in the name of alcohol research. Joose, Jungle Joose, Steel Reserve and my personal I-was-too-drunk-to-give-a-crap-favorite, The Poor Man’s Black [...]

By: Burger King Fire-Grilled Ribs | The Drunk Pirate

Burger King Fire-Grilled Ribs | The Drunk Pirate — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:45:06 +0000

[...] My run in with these bastard children of the bbq world began the other night when my wife sent me on a pregnant craving run to BK. Yes, this was the same night their Slushie machine was busted and I ended up going to the gas station next door and finding Jungle Joose. [...]