Comments on: How To Win a Bar Fight

By: Glendy Ree

Glendy Ree — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 04:44:24 +0000

Stroke his inner thigh lovingly.

By: Alan Davidson

Alan Davidson — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 07:51:50 +0000

Quickly reach down and grap the bottom of his jeans and pull forward and up in a fast quick motion. However, if he absolutely doesn’t break his fall at all and it is outside on say…concrete, he might hit his head so hard you’ll be looking at a murder charge…..

By: Argus

Argus — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 14:41:13 +0000

Can’t we all just get along?

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 17 May 2010 23:03:31 +0000

Allways hit first (with a bottle if u have it on your hand)… and then pee on his face

By: This

This — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 20:33:34 +0000

Dan Says:
December 17th, 2008 at 11:54 am

Shit on his head

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:54:22 +0000

Shit on his head

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:06:33 +0000

Always strike first is the best one on this list. Remember a hook to the corner of the jaw will knock your opponent out unless you hit like a pussy. DONT telegraph the punch. Too many popped collar assholes either go into a boxing stance and then swing, or wind up for days before swinging. Just pull from your hip up and then straight across and catch him in the jaw….game over. Another big rule…DONT LET HIM UP! kick him in the gut when he is down or at least make sure you are nowhere around when he gets up. NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE EYE GOUGE! This is a great defense and you dont look like a pussy if you make it look like a mistake. In case you dont know how to fight and cant get out of a situation, poke them right in the eye, hard and quickly. They will keel over and cover their face….then its open season. Swing for the fences and make sure he gets knocked down.

By: Mik

Mik — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:46:23 +0000

The throw a fake hand strike towards their face to get them to bring their hands up and move back, then kicking them in the balls usually is a good one.