http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/12/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/ Rants & Reviews for the Drinking Lifestyle Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:56:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/12/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/comment-page-1/#comment-594 Dan Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:54:22 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=443#comment-594 Shit on his head Shit on his head

]]> http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/12/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/comment-page-1/#comment-579 Tom Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:06:33 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=443#comment-579 Always strike first is the best one on this list. Remember a hook to the corner of the jaw will knock your opponent out unless you hit like a pussy. DONT telegraph the punch. Too many popped collar assholes either go into a boxing stance and then swing, or wind up for days before swinging. Just pull from your hip up and then straight across and catch him in the jaw....game over. Another big rule...DONT LET HIM UP! kick him in the gut when he is down or at least make sure you are nowhere around when he gets up. NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE EYE GOUGE! This is a great defense and you dont look like a pussy if you make it look like a mistake. In case you dont know how to fight and cant get out of a situation, poke them right in the eye, hard and quickly. They will keel over and cover their face....then its open season. Swing for the fences and make sure he gets knocked down. Always strike first is the best one on this list. Remember a hook to the corner of the jaw will knock your opponent out unless you hit like a pussy. DONT telegraph the punch. Too many popped collar assholes either go into a boxing stance and then swing, or wind up for days before swinging. Just pull from your hip up and then straight across and catch him in the jaw….game over. Another big rule…DONT LET HIM UP! kick him in the gut when he is down or at least make sure you are nowhere around when he gets up. NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE THE EYE GOUGE! This is a great defense and you dont look like a pussy if you make it look like a mistake. In case you dont know how to fight and cant get out of a situation, poke them right in the eye, hard and quickly. They will keel over and cover their face….then its open season. Swing for the fences and make sure he gets knocked down.

]]> http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/12/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/comment-page-1/#comment-575 Mik Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:46:23 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=443#comment-575 The throw a fake hand strike towards their face to get them to bring their hands up and move back, then kicking them in the balls usually is a good one. The throw a fake hand strike towards their face to get them to bring their hands up and move back, then kicking them in the balls usually is a good one.

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