Comments on: How To Get Drunk Fast http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/ Rants & Reviews for the Drinking Lifestyle Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:56:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: mudkip http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-4250 mudkip Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:28:04 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-4250 I read that the 'straw method' gets you drunk faster because some of the alcohol ends up in the lungs where it instantly is absorbed by the bloodstream. I read that the ’straw method’ gets you drunk faster because some of the alcohol ends up in the lungs where it instantly is absorbed by the bloodstream.

]]> By: Colin Sich Tewark http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-3415 Colin Sich Tewark Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:42:43 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-3415 Similar to the potent Long Island Iced Tea, this drink ups the ante one (or more). This is a six shot concoction consisting of equal parts of vodka, triplesec, jack, yukon jack, SoCo, and peach shnapps. Add a splash of cran and 7up and shake. Top with a few cherries for fruitiness effect. You've just created a 'Virus'. The phenomenon is that you'll look up from your drink and find that many folk in your favorite watering hole have now ordered this drink. It will have successfully spread like.... A VIRUS!! The potentcy of 'TheVirus Method' comes from the AAPP (amount of alcohol per pint) value and its good taste. You'll naturally drink it faster and want more of it! There's also an added macho factor where manly challenges are made to drink a certain number of these 'sissy drinks' without affect. Rookies always end up apologizing the next day for weeks following! Once you've mastered 'The Virus', as I have, try the 'Red Plague'. It's a 'regular' Virus topped with a shot of 151 proof rum. ENJOY, and bring a designated driver!! Similar to the potent Long Island Iced Tea, this drink ups the ante one (or more). This is a six shot concoction consisting of equal parts of vodka, triplesec, jack, yukon jack, SoCo, and peach shnapps. Add a splash of cran and 7up and shake. Top with a few cherries for fruitiness effect. You’ve just created a ‘Virus’. The phenomenon is that you’ll look up from your drink and find that many folk in your favorite watering hole have now ordered this drink. It will have successfully spread like…. A VIRUS!!
The potentcy of ‘TheVirus Method’ comes from the AAPP (amount of alcohol per pint) value and its good taste. You’ll naturally drink it faster and want more of it! There’s also an added macho factor where manly challenges are made to drink a certain number of these ’sissy drinks’ without affect. Rookies always end up apologizing the next day for weeks following!
Once you’ve mastered ‘The Virus’, as I have, try the ‘Red Plague’. It’s a ‘regular’ Virus topped with a shot of 151 proof rum.
ENJOY, and bring a designated driver!!

]]> By: Say What http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-3225 Say What Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:33:01 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-3225 I don't know what Laura was drinking but the massive alcohol content does not settle at the bottom. If anything it rises to the top. This is because alcohol has a lower density than water. The reason a straw gets you drunk faster is because it allows you to drink more alcohol faster. This is why there is an invention called the beer bong. It's purpose is to allow you to ingest massive amounts of alcohol in a short period of time so that you get drunker quicker. Same thing with the straw it's just on a shorter scale. If you want to get drunk fast, drink whatever Laura is drinking. It must be good stuff. I don’t know what Laura was drinking but the massive alcohol content does not settle at the bottom. If anything it rises to the top. This is because alcohol has a lower density than water. The reason a straw gets you drunk faster is because it allows you to drink more alcohol faster. This is why there is an invention called the beer bong. It’s purpose is to allow you to ingest massive amounts of alcohol in a short period of time so that you get drunker quicker. Same thing with the straw it’s just on a shorter scale. If you want to get drunk fast, drink whatever Laura is drinking. It must be good stuff.

]]> By: mike hunt http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-1663 mike hunt Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:56:21 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-1663 mike i loved it when u /fucked me in the ass with my nuts in your hand ...hope you remember mike i loved it when u /fucked me in the ass with my nuts in your hand …hope you remember

]]> By: Laura http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-759 Laura Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:08:00 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-759 The reason drinking through a straw helps you get drunk faster is that the massive alchohol content settles at the bottom. While I had a Long Island Iced Tea which is mostly alchohol-- the shots that are in it shift around the ice, splash of coke, and sour mix, the alchohol does shift toward the bottom. Since it settles at the bottom you get to the alchohol faster with a straw drinking from bottom to top than from traditional sipping from top to bottom. The reason drinking through a straw helps you get drunk faster is that the massive alchohol content settles at the bottom. While I had a Long Island Iced Tea which is mostly alchohol– the shots that are in it shift around the ice, splash of coke, and sour mix, the alchohol does shift toward the bottom.

Since it settles at the bottom you get to the alchohol faster with a straw drinking from bottom to top than from traditional sipping from top to bottom.

]]> By: Absinthe http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-722 Absinthe Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:44:29 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-722 I am very happy that I found your blog. Keep up the good work. I am very happy that I found your blog. Keep up the good work.

]]> By: Lauren http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-691 Lauren Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:53:09 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-691 Yeah, phone was stolen by a bunch of hippies around a bonfire last weekend. Phones are a big no-no when drinking... Yeah, phone was stolen by a bunch of hippies around a bonfire last weekend. Phones are a big no-no when drinking…

]]> By: Chris http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-620 Chris Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:02:23 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-620 This is directed to everyone; when you go drink to get fucked, make sure that you turn your cell off and leave it with someone else. I was at a party a few days ago, drank a little too much (passed out on my buddy's couch after puking for a few hours and dry heaving) and I got my cell out and texted lots of people on my contact list. Lets just say I spent the next day with a very bad hangover and apologizing to my girlfriend :P This is directed to everyone; when you go drink to get fucked, make sure that you turn your cell off and leave it with someone else. I was at a party a few days ago, drank a little too much (passed out on my buddy’s couch after puking for a few hours and dry heaving) and I got my cell out and texted lots of people on my contact list. Lets just say I spent the next day with a very bad hangover and apologizing to my girlfriend :P

]]> By: LudaXIV http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-569 LudaXIV Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:20:24 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-569 A good variation on the Corona one is to drink the neck down of a Smirnoff Ice and refill it with vodka. Sure you feel a little gay drinking Ice but it does the trick. A good variation on the Corona one is to drink the neck down of a Smirnoff Ice and refill it with vodka. Sure you feel a little gay drinking Ice but it does the trick.

]]> By: Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is Good For Drinkers | The Drunk Pirate http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/2008/11/07/how-to-get-drunk-fast/comment-page-1/#comment-541 Why High Fructose Corn Syrup is Good For Drinkers | The Drunk Pirate Thu, 11 Dec 2008 02:47:05 +0000 http://www.thedrunkpirate.com/?p=487#comment-541 [...] Fructose Corn Syrup, you’ll be able to drink more than normal. This is part of the reason the Parrot Bay and Gatorade concoction works so efficiently. Just think of this as The Drunk Pirate’s way of helping you cope with [...] [...] Fructose Corn Syrup, you’ll be able to drink more than normal. This is part of the reason the Parrot Bay and Gatorade concoction works so efficiently. Just think of this as The Drunk Pirate’s way of helping you cope with [...]

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