Comments on: How To Get Drunk Fast

By: Crook II

Crook II — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:53:40 +0000

Yes I Will Agree On The Tequila, If You Wanna Get Your Head Swole And Drunk Fast Drink Tequila And Salt Shots, A Fav Of Mine For Years But I Do Remember A Night I Drank A fifth Of Cuervo, I Got Out Of My Chair For Pizza, Stood Next To The Refrigerator And Could Not Move From The Side Of The Refrigerator…Yes I Was On My Feet But My Brain Was Stuck In Tequila Mod. I Was The Life Of The Party And My Family Got The Biggest Laugh That Night, Next Morning About 6 Hours Later I Was Functioning As Normal As Before I Started Drinking… Trooper You Can Say..Drink Responsible Drinkers And Enjoy. I Enjoyed All These Stories And I’m Gonna Try Some Of The Ways.

By: Shane

Shane — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 07:53:07 +0000

It is indeed correct that when you drink beer with a straw you get drunk faster compared to when you drink beer in a regular way. When creating a vacuum while sucking on the straw, the boiling point of alcohol drops (in normal circumstances 79 degrees Centigrade) and alcohol vapours are created in the straw. These vapours are inhaled in the lungs, and via that way the alcohol gets into the blood much faster than the alcohol that ends up in the stomach by drinking it the normal way.
Moreover, beer gets into the mouth by means of a straw in very narrow jets, as a result of which it has a larger surface in the oral cavity. As a result of this more alcohol can evaporate before it is swallowed. The palate (with a loot of blood circulation inside) already absorbs part of the alcohol vapours. Also this is a shorter way for the alcohol to get into the blood and to make you drunk faster.
When drinking the same amount of beer the effects on one’s health remain the same whether you drink the beer in a normal way or with a straw, provided that one gets drunk faster when drinking with a straw. The total amount of alcohol does not change.

By: maeve

maeve — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 15:30:10 +0000

I’m lightweight as shit. Mostly I just drink the fizzy shit. Gets me drunk faster than anything. But you’ve always gotta be careful so that you’re in the middle. Like, if you dont drink enough, its just annoying but if you drink too much, you feel like crap. A couple of weeks ago at a party I had a bottle of Passion Pop, a shot of absinth and a shot of vodka and I was perfect. Best night ever.

By: RandyO

RandyO — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 13:13:34 +0000

The easiest way I found to get drunk but the quit making the good ones was the four lokos with the caffine in em. Two 23 oz of them I woke up naked passed out on the roof still drunk. My friends quit letting me drink them after that lmao. Also beer pong with 4 beer per side will get u twisted

By: Lee

Lee — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 10:02:50 +0000

Been there done, jim beam plus heaven hill vodka solves all problems

By: Drunk on Water

Drunk on Water — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:51:39 +0000

I get drunk on water. No shit the first time was on a stage in Vegas in a hypnosis show bt then I found this place that teaches you to use self hypnosis to get yourself drunk.. Fantastic!!!

By: Steven

Steven — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:35:41 +0000

Took another shot…now I can’t feel my extremities…the only reason I’m typing so good is because in on my cell phone and it corrects my fuck ups lol

By: Steven

Steven — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 10:00:58 +0000

just throwing this out there…i have a decent tolerance for alcohol..so I figured id check out this post..i tried the holding the alcohol under your tongue thing…Im four shotsdown and tried it..itook one more shot with it under my tongue…I’m now so drunk I can’t fiction properly..great tip man lmfao

By: Ben JG

Ben JG — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 02:57:26 +0000

So glad I found this site!!!

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