Let me start by stating the obvious. There’s no such thing as “official” beer pong rules, and if you think otherwise, I will belittle you in a future post.
The only rules in beer pong are house rules. This means whoever owns the house where said beer pong game is played calls the shots. But because some people suck at making house rules, I’m going to make a few suggestions of my own to get you started.
Sir Robert Burnett is an asshole. On the front of this green, 750ml bottle of devil’s piss it reads, “This celebrated Gin is distilled according to the original formula of Sir Robert Burnett & Co. LTD……….In Baltimore Maryland. Ok, first of all I’m going to call bullshit because as far as I was told London Dry Gin was supposed to be made in, oohhh I don’t know, maybe London.
Had wine not been the drink of choice 2,000 or so years ago, Jesus would have probably turned every drop of water on earth into Pyrat Rum XO Reserve. Each bottle of this aromatic and easy drinking rum is hand filled and labeled with a hand written serial number at the factory on the island of Anguilla. Pyrat Rum XO is actually a blend of 9 different rums that are blended and then aged to marry the flavors. The squatty corked bottle is reminiscent of the type of bottle used by the rum runners and pirates who roamed the Caribbean in the 1800’s.
If there was ever anything you need to know how to win, a fight is one of them. Especially a bar fight. Yes, Jim Beam has gotten my nose broken and knuckles skinned on more than one occasion. However, I know enough about bar fights to know that experience breeds expertise. I’ve been in a few brawls and probably instigated my fair share. But I’m no expert. When it comes to something as crucial as knowing not only how to NOT get your ass kicked, but how to kick some ass I consult the expert. Jeff.
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it before, but to pay the bills I work for Grooveshark.com. That means pretty much every thing I do every day revolves around music. So really it was only a matter of time before I did a post about music. I thought long and hard about what angle to take. Then it hit me like the shits after drinking the water in Mexico. I sifted through the dozens of Grooveshark playlists I’ve created over the past two years and found one of the very first playlists I ever made. And there in the title was the answer. “Drinking Songs.”
